Bobby Beaulac

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Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· 21d

I hope it will be… but I also love my office display and won’t be adding to it. 😕

Picture of many M:tG prerelease kits from over the last few years along with a few Commander deck boxes.

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jul 23

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jul 4

There’s a lot worse I could have gotten!

12:50
1 Skeets
scryfall.com
is:commander legal:commander
= Menu
One random card from 3,348 cards where the cards can be your commander
and it's legal in Commander. Repeat this random search
Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant 1
Legendary Creature - Human Noble Wizard
(FRO
When Joshua enters, discard up to two
cards, then draw that many cards.
3 2*, r: Exile Joshua, then return it
to the battlefield transformed under its
owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
"In ashen grip, let ember glow, to kindle
flames anew."
4/4
R 0229
FFXVI
FIN • EN A LIUS LASAHIDO
3/4
FFO SQUARE ENIX
™M & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
• Transform
Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant
Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard
When Joshua enters. discard up to two cards. then draw
t'

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Apr 21

Hmmm. Since Prime is shared with me through my wife apparently that doesn’t seem to work?

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Mar 14

If they fit, I’m sure I’ll love them. Little worried though just based off of how tight the Dragon Shields fit in these…

An Mlikero deck box off of Amazon, with a deck inside.

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Mar 6

The nine cards that made me:

Lord of the Pit
1
Summon Demon
Flying, trample
During your upkeep, sacrifice a
creature. If you cannot sacrifice a
creature, Lord of the Pit deals 7
damage to you.
You cannot
sacrifice Lord of the Pit to itself.
Illus. Mark Tedin
717
Channel
Sorcery
Until end of turn, any time you
could activate a mana ability, you
may pay 1 life. If you do, add •.
Illus. Richard Thomas
•* & © 2022 Wizards of the Cone 412
Mirko, Obsessive Theorist
10$
Legendary Creature - Vampire Detective
Flying, vigilance
Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1
counter on Mirko, Obsessive Theorist.
At the beginning of your end step, you
may return target creature card with
power less than Mirko's from your
gravevard to the battlefield with a finalitv
Leviathan
2
0000
TEDIN 90
Summon Leviathan
Trample
Comes into play tapped and does not untap
during your untap phase.
During your upkeep, you may sacrifice two islands
to untap Leviathan.
Leviathan cannot attack unless you sacrifice two
islands during your attack.
• Illus. Mark Tedin
1992 Wizards of the Coast.
10/10
Sorcery
This spell costs 1 more to cast for
each target beyond the first.
Fireball deals X damage divided
evenly, rounded down, among any
number of targets.
Illus. Mark Tedin
and et the Came W4E
Aminatou, Veil Piercer
1*
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard f
At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 2.
Look at the top two cards of your library, then
put any number of them into your graveyard and
the rest on top of your library in any order.)
Each enchantment card in your hand has
miracle. Its miracle cost is equal to its mana
cost reduced by . (You may cast a card for its
miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card
Counterspell
3
Instant
Counter target spell.
"The duel was going badly for me, and
Zur thought I was finished. He boasted
that he would eat my soul-but all he ate
were his words. "
-Gustha Ebbasdotter, Kjeldoran royal
mage
Williams
Timmy, Power Gamer
Summon Legend
4 : Put a creature into play from
your hand.
Just wait till I get my Leviathan.
Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.
01093-1908 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. 6891 Col:BO,
1/1
Sephiroth’s Intervention
3
Instant
Destroy target creature. You gain 2
life.
"Fate is not to be taken lightly, Cloud."

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jan 18

“Dear Lord, please let the franchise lose the game tape from this performance when they decide to give me more money than my play the last two years has ever deserved. Amen.”

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jan 17

I saw this post last night and it’s stuck with me. Kinda sums up the damage that the lack of care has dealt here.

MaRo confirms TMNT promos are unintentional leaks
957 upvotes • 250 comments
Preachey • 14h
Imagine some jaded MTG fan who just can't stand the
direction of the game recently. The Hat sets, the invasion
of UB into every aspect of the game, it's just not what he
fell in love with. The poor guy is beaten down and
disillusioned with the game.
Then, a ray of sunshine through the clouds. A return to
Lorwyn is announced. Finally, he is excited for a set. We're
going back to a plane from when he was young and the
'magic' in Magic was strong. When he was enamoured
with the world, and the creatures, and the lore. The art,
the concept, the cards. The evocative 'old days' of Magic:
The Gathering, from a more carefree time of his life before
adulthood and the happenings of the world weighed so
heavily on him.
Finally, a set which will remind him of the good days,
where he can play true MTG for a while and forget about
spiderman, racecars, and cheerleaders.
He heads to prerelease, eager to share his excitement
with others.
He opens his kit, ready to explore Lorwyn.
And gets a fucking ninja turtle Imao

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Dec 16

I don’t know most of these but unless Scryfall is lying to me I think this one counts, and I haven’t seen it in the thread yet, and I think it’s my favorite?

Naughty
Sorcery
Search another target player's
library for a card and put that
card into your hand. Then
shuffle that player's library.

Nice
Sorcery
Search your library for a
card and put it into another
target player's hand. Then
shuffle your library.
Happy Holidays 2012

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Dec 7

Mine are lame because I’m new to Commander. The third is a straight precon (and they all started as precons) but I do actually like the first two and I’ve made them into Bracket 3’s that perform pretty well.

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jul 22

Probably because Reddit doesn’t do this to me.

A paywall on the linked article (whether they want my email or my money, it’s still payment)

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jul 16

How in the hell was this piece of nightmare fuel not the choice for Washington?

Buoy, the terrifying NHL’s Seattle Kraken “mascot”

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jul 13

You never had one of these bad boys??

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Apr 13

@boltthebee.bsky.social opened this tonight and immediately thought of you!

Foil Evolving Wilds from Magic: the Gathering’s Tarkir Dragonstorm set.

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Mar 15

Guess who’s got two thumbs and **also** just got an MMR booster today? 👍👍 I have a spare finger for you too, RFK 🖕

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Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Feb 13

A photo from Negril, Jamaica of a beach at sunset.

Bobby Beaulac@bobbybeaulac· Jan 18

Five years ago, my internet buddy @thedrawplay.com used my likeness for this comic. Whatever tomorrow brings- I hope it isn’t worse than this was. Go Texans!