Would you cuddle with a man with large breasts?

I'm the last person who should weigh in on other people's fitness but I think Ariana could benefit from licking a few more donuts.

Someone mentioned scanning books for AI then destroying them. This theme (along with others) was covered in Rainbows End by Vernor Vinge 20 years ago. Great read that still holds up.

Has anyone checked The Pickle Parlor? It's possible Mitch has been pickled for safekeeping.

People keep asking for a pic of me in glasses. These are cartoon glasses but I still kinda like them.

Here's a photo of me in my Daisy Duke Levi 501 cutoffs circa 1987

LG: I AIN'T DEAD UNTIL I SAY I'M DEAD!! BK: I LIKE BEER!!

A poignant reminder

Balance so poor they stumbled right out of their shoes.

I've often wondered how The Cheesecake Factory can offer so many different kinds of cheesecake all day long. Turns out they operate child labor cheesecake sweatshops in Kentucky that run 24/7.

Don't know about the rest of you but I've got a powerful hankerin' to binge Z Nation again.

Some gave all

Young & Restless going all in on the AI story arc.

If you fell and busted your ass spinning the wheel on The Price Is Right you may be entitled to compensation.

Robot voice: "GO FUCK YOURSELF"

Watched Heretic last night and my butt hole remains clenched this morning.

Festus was a great character - goofy as hell, ear bent under his hat, squinty eye, legendary arguments with Doc. And in season 9 Ken Curtis got to play a charming ladies man for an episode,.

I still can't believe the skipper didn't get beat within an inch of his life with bamboo poles palm fronds and coconuts for having steered The Minnow directly into the only rocks on the island beach.

‪Stiff joints you say? Try discarding the stems before rolling. Might as well get rid of the seeds too while you're at it.

EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS! AMBASSADORSHIPS! OTHER NATIONS' OIL! CHILD CUSTODY DEPORTATIONS!

Gotta hand it to him. Mickey Rourke cleans up nice.

I like how they always stuff that one feller in with the luggage.

And Men Too

We don't need no schtinking kings in America.

I still think about the time I asked a feller if anyone ever told him he looked a lot like Craig Bolerjack. He replied " I AM Craig Bolerjack".

BREAKING: Small asteroid the size of a small asteroid spotted on collision course with Mar-a-Lago. Film at 11

Please don't tell me it's shit. It Is. It's shit huh?

Haven't heard from Junior for a while. Is he okay or did the cocaine bear find him and snort him?

Oh look. Another TV western "Indian". 10 bluesky points if you can name the actor.

Going to retire for a little reading.