Bobby Wise (@bobewise) · DIRTY

Bobby Wise

@bobewise

Respect, Empower, Include |✶✶✶✶ No kings, no slaves, no Nazis. mundus sine caesaribus Use to search the web with Google (laudatory), but without the Google (derogatory).

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Bobby Wise@bobewise· 25d

Lake forever problems for now

Bobby Wise@bobewise· 28d

Fingers crossed for the greatest striker in Europe.

Mikel Merino, la cabra.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jun 12

A doctor I would trust more than Dr Oz

Actor Larry Linville as Major Frank Burns wearing a white doctor's smock, a stethoscope, and an olive drab patrol cap with gold oak leaf cluster. His expression is vaguely ferret-faced.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jun 10

We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine.

Dusk in Chicago with the setting sun glinting off the western face of the skyline. Dark clouds roll east over the lake.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· May 19

Pupper pile.

A pile of four sled dog puppies. The puppy on top has crossed paws and has noticed the camera, staring at it. The words PuppyCam are in the bottom left of the image in a pixelated white typeface.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· May 18

Their dam doing her human impression.

Denali National Park sled dog Spark doing a human impression by standing on her hind legs behind a sled with her front paws where the musher's hands would go.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· May 16

Edgewater Castle 2 - 1 Rockford Raptors at half time. 🏰

Bobby Wise@bobewise· May 15

The internet picked a fun time to take a break while watching @tomscott.com.

Tom Scott wearing an unbuttoned burgundy collared shirt over a gray t-shirt, seated at a wooden table with a kitchen on the background. He is speaking into a black microphone and his face is frozen in a funny expression.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Apr 23

[10] guy meme template

A visibly stoned man is leaning back, staring off into the middle distance in the general direction of the camera.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Apr 3

IT'S HAPPENING! My crookneck squash flowers are blossoming! Gonna be a tasty spring and summer! 🍽🌱

The yellow flower of a crookneck squash is opening in front of a window. Five more blossoms are almost ready to open around it. Chives are growing in the window box in the background.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Apr 2

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL April.

A Cotton Candy Pinguicula plant covered in dozens of fungus gnats it's digesting. The plant is in a clear plastic cup on a white window sill.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jan 31

Toaster ovens are amazing when you're stoned. 🍽 #HauteCuisine

Two slices of sourdough toast on a square glass plate. The toast is topped with peanut butter, mini chocolate chips, and perfectly toasted mini marshmallows.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jan 19

You should try it!

Three bangers served in a shallow white bowl on a scoop of mash drenched in brown gravy. The banger in the foreground has burst through it's sausage casing.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jan 10

Worth the wait. Love you, @amberchicago.bsky.social!

A black forest cake with "Happy Birthday, Bobby" written in red icing on a white marzipan card.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jan 6

I will not stand for the slander of this absolute unit, Jerry.

The Harold Washington Library in Chicago's South Loop, standing proudly at 10 stories in defiance of Jerry's unacceptable defamation.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jan 1

The finished product!

A massive steak,topped with mushrooms and onions with baked potato and steamed veggies on the side. The dinner is served on white and blue china.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jan 1

Post a transit selfie from 2025.

A middle-aged white man with slicked back salt and pepper hair wearing a white cardigan over a red button-up and a black N95 mask. The photo is a selfie on a CTA L train. He is looking directly into the camera.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Jan 1

Happy New Year from ABQ!

Thre large steaks about to go on the grill as coals glow red. A Bosque Brewing Elephants on Parade is in the background.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Dec 29

The Kelce brothers are keeping the genre alive. I had it at The Globe the other day. Honestly, not bad.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Nov 24

Ukranian soldier saying, "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid."

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Nov 15

Close.

Black and white photo of the 40th governor of Louisiana, Huey Long, wearing a pinstriped double-breasted suit, gesturing with his hands while speaking. Long was a populist with an eye for authoritarian power and built a cult of personality around himself.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Nov 12

North London clubs have completed a combined total of 44 through balls in the PL this season, which would be completely unimpressive, except... #COYG

Arsenal play the most through balls

Through balls among all teams in the Premier League in the 2025-26 season.

1. Arsenal 40
2. Manchester United 35
=. Liverpool 35
4. Manchester City 32
5. Aston Villa 28
6. Everton 27
=. Crystal Palace 27
8. Chelsea 25
9. Bournemouth 21
10. West Ham United 17
11. Newcastle United 16
=. Fulham 16
13. Burnley 14
14. Sunderland 12
=. Nottingham Forest 12
=. Brighton & Hove Albion 12
17. Leeds United 10
=. Brentford 10
19. Wolves 9
20. Tottenham 4

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Bobby Wise@bobewise· Oct 23

It's a pretty town. #Chicago

The Chicago skyline at sunset as seen from Morgan Street on the UIC campus.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Oct 23

Got another tomato ready. Who wants a slice? 🌱🍅

The tiniest San Marzano tomato ever, measuring about 5mm across. It is bright red and so on the vine.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Oct 19

It was okay. 🍽🤤

The bowl from the OP, but empty and wiped clean with a slice of buttered bread.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Oct 19

This chili took over four hours to make, so yeah, I'm collecting some fake internet points. 🍽

Pulled pork chili dusted with cotija cheese crumbles served with steamed broccoli, roasted potatoes and a dollop of sour cream garnished with chives. The meal is plated in a blue and white ceramic bowl on a wood tabletop with a yellow and gray napkin in the background.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Oct 9

Heh, Illinois ICEES.

Bobby Wise@bobewise· Oct 8

The spirit of OG antifa lives on in many forms. #RendezvousWithDestiny #NoICE