Bobo Chimpan

@bobochimpan

Chicago petter of cats trapped in a deteriorating shell he/him/it/that/they/them/僕

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Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· 16d

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· 17d

I mean...

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· 28d

High of 92 Currently 97(?!) Feels like 107(?!?!) Fuuuuuuuuuuuck this!

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jul 12

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jul 8

I like this BP result for multiple reasons

BP meter with a result of 96/69. The digital readout putting the 96 directly above the 69 gives a pleasant pseudosymmetry to the numbers. (The date/time is wildly incorrect and the pulse is 61)

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jul 6

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jul 4

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jul 3

Oh, thank Jah...

Forecast showing a high of 93 today, a high of 82 tomorrow, a high of 77 on Sunday, and a high of 75 on Monday

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 17

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

Dilute tortoiseshell tabby with beautiful green eyes, sat in a cardboard box looking straight at the camera

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 16

I'm not going to stop gushing publicly about #WidowsBay until I convince all my friends to watch it, so we can all talk about how amazing it is

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 14

Another one for the collection #AgentsoftheFourSeasons

Screen from Agents of the Four Seasons. Agent of Winter and his retainer on a motorcycle, doing the Akira slide on a rooftop

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 14

Speaking of bagels and crimes, I saw a guy wearing this logo on a sweatshirt a few months back and it felt like a hate crime. Thoughts?

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 6

Because I value my followers so much, I am going to share with y'all a new(ish) Scottish(?) meme that is threatening to break containment: the Cheesy Michael Egg Prank

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 3

Meanwhile, on TikTok... (Sound up)

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 1

Rabbit rabbit!

Tweet by @BrianSozzi quoting JP Morgan's prediction on oil prices. Their prediction is based on the assumption that the Strait of Hormuz will be open June 1, "one way or another."

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Jun 1

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Murphy is an orange tabby. He is sitting on a cardboard scratcher and wearing a collar designed to look like a watermelon (because Murph says FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!). His forearms are partially shaved. He has a look on his face that suggests he is not entirely pleased with his situation, but he still looks very cute

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 19

Get in loser, we're making public shamings a thing again

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 16

Post a meme made by you

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 10

Sound UP!

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 9

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 6

Learning Japanese from Re:Zero like

Beatrice from Re:Zero in the Shepard Fairey Obama HOPE poster style. The text at the bottom reads "kashira" in hiragana

Petelgeuse from Re:Zero in the style of Shepard Fairey's Obama HOPE poster. The text at the bottom reads "DESU!" in hiragana

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 5

REAL charmer!

very-polite-person.bsky's homepage, two skeets demanding "PLEASE BLOCK THIS [string of ALL CAPS profane abuse]" and one simple string of ALL CAPS profane abuse

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 4

Just heard people yelling outside and glanced out to see what the deal was... Double rainbow over Polish Village! Crud... single by the time I got a pic And already faded almost to nothing...

Quintessential Chicago alley with dark clouds and a rainbow overhead

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· May 4

post your warning sign:

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Apr 27

Is this shit continually happening to anyone else today??

Menu bar at the bottom of Blewski, the alert bell says 30+ even though there are no new alerts

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Apr 21

Pet store visit yesterday for cat food, ended up checked out by the store manager, who gave me a discount then said: "I'm going to give you a bag" Me (misunderstanding, pointing to my messenger bag): "Oh, no need, it'll all fit" Him: "no, I'm giving you a bag" leaves for a moment, returns with:

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Apr 20

Black and white photograph of Stalin at a waterfront with a conspicuously empty space to the right of him

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Apr 5

Downstairs neighbor is playing Easter music, I'm drowning it out with the new AdP and this www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkhQpe9A/

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Mar 28

Almost through Enies Lobby... this all but literally

The "soldier protects sleeping child" meme, with the soldier labeled "Franky" and the sleeping child labeled "Nico Robin"

Bobo Chimpan@bobochimpan· Mar 26

When the opening music starts playing during the episode, you are about to see some SERIOUS SHIT #JJK