
I am going to become the Joker

Hello Mr. King, this is your editor. Here’s the proofread copy:

I will be Bongo champ, dammit

They’ll be showing this one before the midterms

Did you know that more Jewish Americans have a favorable opinion of Mamdani than an unfavorable one?

This is not a joke- I just caught this one rummaging through my cereal boxes

Louis Pasteur looking at my Ninja 3-in-1 Coffee Maker


Washing down my Beer Cheeseburger Pringles with Apple Pie à la Mode sparkling water.