Bocc Kob

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Bocc Kob@bocckob· 27d

What did Biden and Democrats use their majority for? They failed to prosecute an insurrectionist, allowed him to run for office again in violation of the Constitution, then told him "welcome home" when they planned his inauguration.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· 27d

Guess what, both of you have his endorsement. This Governor race is a shell game.

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 20: (L-R) Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA), Sen. Deb Fischer (R-NE), first lady Melania Trump, U.S. President Donald Trump, U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance attend the luncheon following inauguration of U.S. President Donald Trump at the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2025 in Washington, DC. Donald Trump takes office for his second term as the 47th president of the United States. (Photo by Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 11

God this game is fucking broken. I don't understand how after 8 major patches and numerous hotfixes, Baldur's Gate 3 has more bugs now than it did at launch.

Karlach is unable to throw her pike at a shadowy thing because the path is "interrupted", despite the trajectory line pointing directly to it.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 10

Recently I bought some tofu and kept trying to stick my debit card in the thing and the guy was like "naw you just tap it" and I was like "what my debit card doesn't have a touchscreen" and he was like "naw tap it over here" and it seems debit card readers now have touchscreen functionality so maybe Martha was merely caught off-guard in our fast-paced world of technology as I was.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 10

She can do anything from this position!!

A kindergarten teacher dressed as either a sheep or a panda is bound by a rope hung from the ceiling and begins to swing ominously as the Chinese mafia looks on in concern.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 10

You've heard of the Devil's Advocate, but have you met...

It's the Advocate of Mutual Love. He has a sleep mask with blushing anime eyes pushed up to his forehead, traditional Chinese clothes, dangling earrings, and a shotgun loaded with dragon's breath shells slung over his shoulder. Needs energy drinks to stay awake.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 10

Bam.

Assassins in suits, wielding RPGs and riding segways.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 9

I have... indeed... found the greatest manga ever.

An elderly woman sings a song of Asakusa while she checks an assault rifle, a minigun, and an RPG (bazooka).

Same as the first picture, but the other half (it's a splash page).

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 8

I may have just stumbled upon the greatest manga ever.

A kindergartner teacher quizzing a would-be assassin on their potential compatibility as romantic partners asks what he does when the movie credits begin.

The assassin cheerfully responds that he never watches the end credits, but immediately exits the theater.

So she shoots him in the face. (He dies)

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 8

He just said their family is ripping off the public, but the "truth" is still somehow an unknown quantity? Bob's a gaslighting fraud. If any Oversight Dem wanted "accountability", they would do something with the millions of Epstein documents already in their possession.

"General Interference with Organizations and Production:

(a) Organizations and Conferences

(1) Insist on doing everything through 'channels.' Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.

(2) Make 'speeches.' Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your 'points' by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate 'patriotic' comments.

(3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for 'further study and consideration.' Attempt to make the committees as large as possible - never less than five.

(4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.

(5) Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.

(6) Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.

(7) Advocate 'caution.' Be 'reasonable' and urge your fellow-conferees to be 'reasonable' and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.

(8) Be worried about the propriety of any decision - raise the question of whether such action as is contemplated lies within the jurisdiction of the group or whether it might conflict with the policy of some higher echelon."

Excerpt from The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, page 28.

https://www.cia.gov/static/5c875f3ec660e092cf893f60b4a288df/SimpleSab

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 4

From January, 1984. Peter Gillis must've been a psychic.

Screenshot of a page from What If...? #44, depicting Captain American giving a speech:

"Listen to me -- all of you out there! You were told by this man -- your hero -- that America is the greatest country in the world!

He told you that Americans were the greatest people -- that America could be refined like silver, could have the impurities hammered out of it, and shine more brightly! He went on about how precious America was -- how you needed to make sure it remained great! And he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is America!

Well, I say America is nothing!! Without its ideals -- its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash!

A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth! I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different than them! When I returned, I saw that you nearly did turn American into nothing!

And the only reason you're not less then nothing -- -- is that it's still possible for you to bring freedom back to America!"

Screenshot taken from: https://www.cbr.com/captain-america-greatest-speeches/

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jul 2

In an issue where the Suicide Squad battles a wealthy Nazi scheming to incite race riots, Deadshot reminds us it's really only ever been about the class war. This came out in 1987. America is exactly the same and we're still too goddamn stupid to realize it. dc.fandom.com/wiki/Suicide...

A screenshot of text.

"You're decent folks. You work hard. You sacrifice for your family and your country. You respect and obey the law. No one ever gave you nothing. You made what you got. You struggle to keep it. Only one way to do that. You got to stick together. And I mean all together -- black, white, latino, what have you! The only power you got comes from your numbers! Those in charge know that! And what's the best way to keep you under control? Hate! Keep you separate from those with which you should have something in common! And you fall for it... every time! Get this through your heads -- black, white, whatever; You're all the "little guy." And anything -- any right, any freedom -- they can take from the next guy they can take from you. And that's a fact."

- Deadshot gives a speech in issue #4 of Suicide Squad, from 1987

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 30

Americans asked for Medicare-For-All but Senate Democrats think it's too radical.

Excerpt from APNews article ( https://apnews.com/article/bernie-sanders-democrats-trump-c213d5ae42737c956d46f6f7f17e5abd ) speaking with Senator Chris Murphy:

"Murphy acknowledged that Sanders still has plenty of detractors within the Democratic Party who view him and his progressive policy ideas -- replacing private and job-based health insurance with a government-funded 'Medicare for All' plan, free public college, and the 'Green New Deal' on climate policy -- as too radical."

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 30

Um. What. This seems like an odd image to include on Wikipedia's page about weaving.

Screenshot of what is purported to be a Bangladesh Ansar officer weaving on duty, courtesy of Wikipedia's article for Weaving. The same image appears in the Wikipedia article for Bangladesh Ansar.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weaving

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 30

During the vote of whether to table or advance impeachment proceedings of the President over the illegal bombing of Iran, a majority of Democrats joined Republicans. They never even forced an impeachment vote for the invasions of Venezuela or Iran.

Results of the roll call vote held on 6/24/25 on impeaching the President over the illegal bombing of Iran.

Votes to Table:

Democratic - 128

Republican - 216

Independent - 0

Votes to Advance Impeachment:

Democratic - 79

Republican - 0

Independent - 0

Not Voting:

Democratic - 5

Republican - 4

Independent - 0

Source: https://www.congress.gov/votes/house/119-1/175

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 25

Look, we're all heading for the only logical conclusion here and that's a pulpy detective show with live-action Renee Montoya.

Comic book panel of Renee Montoya, The Question.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 22

But Chris isn't suggesting the President should be removed or any other potential solution. I wonder why.

Screenshot from TrackAIPAC showing Senator Chris Murphy has accepted at least $133,605 from pro-Israel PACs as of 4/23/26.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 20

Excerpt from the Batman wiki: Bob shares a name with a real-life criminal, Robert A. Hawkins, who on December 5, 2007, shot and killed eight people at Westroads Mall in Omaha, Nebraska.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 14

Challenges are how we grow.

A master poison assassin accepts a challenge from a fully-grown man wearing dog ears and barking at him while his marriage advisor looks on.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 14

This is a strong contender for new favorite series.

A burly man in a smock and a pinwheel for a hairpin is charging away on a unicycle to fight a guy driving a missile tank.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 14

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 13

This dude is in flavor country.

Screencap from the manga "Marriage Toxin", Ch. 1, depicting a bald man in a suit taking a drag from five cigarettes at once while sitting on a chair made of man.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 5

All this time, I never knew Mark was pronounced "David".

A dictionary entry for "McGwire" as follows:

McGwire (mə'ɡwaIə)

noun

Mark (David). born 1963, US baseball player

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 4

This is one of the endorsements for a Democrat running for Governor of California. I'm guessing their entire website was generated by AI using a stock template. Also take a drink every time you see one of these campaign pages use the word "boondoggle".

Screencap of a candidate for Governor of California's endorsements page: “We have observed accountability, sustained presence, and measurable effort over time. Work has shown continuity and responsibility rather than one-off involvement or surface-level participation.”
— Organizational Leader

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 4

Do not trust AI to make correct word choices. I thought I was going insane for months because the Merriam-Webster online thesaurus kept giving me strange results, until I hovered over their "curation" thing and it said they use machine learning to pick words. It will literally make you dumber.

A screenshot taken from Merriam-Webster dot com, where the three first synonyms for the word "cunning", as chosen by "editorial review and MACHINE LEARNING" are as follows: Cunning. Cute. Slick.

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 2

SPACE FROG WILL NOT BE DENIED

Bocc Kob@bocckob· Jun 2

Why don't you simply ask him about it, since you're so cozy?

Bocc Kob@bocckob· May 31

A rally, not a protest? Demanding answers, but not resignation? Typical Indivisible. All pomp, no results. Just like they don't demand or support impeachment. Who cares what her answers are? She chose ICE over her state. She can resign now or people can recall her. ballotpedia.org/Laws_governi...

Prerequisites for gubernatorial recall in the state of New Jersey:

Term length

The recall process may not begin until 50 days before the completion of the incumbent's first year of the current term in office. The section of the New Jersey Constitution that authorizes recall says: "The people reserve unto themselves the power to recall, after at least one year of service, any elected official in this State or representing this State in the United States Congress."[2]

Notice of intention

A recall committee of at least three registered voters is needed to initiate recall proceedings. The recall committee must notify the appropriate election official of the names and addresses of at least three members of the recall committee. The election official accepting the petition will then review the notice of intention for compliance with statutory provisions, calculate the cost of a special election, and notify committee members of the acceptance or rejection of the notice, within three business days. The election official also notifies the incumbent of the notice of intention of recall within five business and publishes a notice of the recall effort.

Petition

Signature requirements

Upon approval of the petition, the recall committee and other registered voters in the jurisdiction of the recall election will solicit the signatures of other registered voters in that jurisdiction. The recall effort is limited to 320 days for a Governor or 160 days for other elected officials from the date of the notice of intention. The petition requires the signatures of 25% of the registered voters in the jurisdiction, as of the last general election.

Signature verification

The election official reviewing the petition will then certify the number of signatures and determine validity within 10 days. If the petition is accepted, the election official will schedule the recall election.

From: https://ballotpedia.org/Laws_governing_recall_in_New_Jersey

Bocc Kob@bocckob· May 30

Thank you, dictionary. I can see why you have 63,000 pages.