Old Fashioned Bologna Salad
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music lover (derogatory) - I own 34 black tshirts
soft-launching "should we go see Foo Fighters at the Linc?"
"I'm not a lib! I'm not a lib!" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into an Ira Glass
new furniture layout, might incorporate selfies into record pics later idk
finally, a collection of fighting games for the non-binary gamer
(desperate to sound young): "Searchin' it up on the old searchbox"
drinking 4 beers tonight and getting an unstoppable urge to take a short walk
I'm a well doucmented tailgate-enjoyer but encouraging barstool bros to drink for seven hours before a stadium comedy show in thick wildfire smoke seems really irresponsible
What a tragedy that my attacker will not be able to see how fabulous I am
Do they always do this or is it like a "philly" joke
The plan? Convince my flight school student that I've jumped to my death midair, empowering him to land the plan on his own
It's even fucking worse because if you dare google something to check veracity, you just get more AI slop that uncritically repeats the bullshit