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dadsized@boner· 2d

Pirates win! #letsgobucs

A bunch of people walking across the Roberto Clemente bridge, closed to traffic in Pittsburgh

dadsized@boner· 3d

View from the top row at pnc park, cool clouds

dadsized@boner· 5d

What’s up from training camp #herewego

A kid with a Joey porter jersey watching Steelers training camp on a beautiful partly cloudy Pennsylvania morning

dadsized@boner· 7d

Oh I fucked up I said BevOps not DevOps

Door that says “beverage operations”

dadsized@boner· 19d

Xbox elite 2 controller battery went spicy pillow :(

Small swollen battery pack

dadsized@boner· 23d

Tube food

Xl ramen “only for mukbang challengers”

dadsized@boner· Jun 21

Excuse me?? Lol

Tv showing opening credits to Netflix show bodkin saying executive producers Barack and Michelle Obama

dadsized@boner· May 23

i spent about three hours stoned as shit last night looking for this little fuckin nub of a road to get 671/671 in fh6 for fucks sake

screenshot of a road map from forza horizon 6 - arrow indicating user location is next to the teeniest tiniest little nub of a street that hadnt been driven down

zoom in on the little fucking nub i spent hours looking for

dadsized@boner· May 11

I know they’re planning something

Rottweiler and calico hanging out by a dining room table looking at camera

dadsized@boner· May 10

Let’s go bucs!!!

Beardo and a junior pizza wolf at the pirates giants game

Oracle park

dadsized@boner· May 9

Unexpected

Jalapeño flavored evaporated milk

dadsized@boner· May 6

Dog bed

A beautiful Rottweiler taking up an entire fuckin queen sized bed

dadsized@boner· May 5

Exsqueeze me

Excerpt from an article about in n out with highlight on the sentence “The fries at in n out are excellent” which is absolutely fuckin preposterous there’s no point in even ordering that fuckin trash it’s like wet salted cardboard

dadsized@boner· Apr 20

It’s blankie time in puppytown

Rottweiler under a blanket

dadsized@boner· Apr 6

Happy Easter!

Jesus saying “born on a mountain raised in a cave / truckin and fuckin is all I crave”

dadsized@boner· Mar 29

Pretty good tan line going considering it’s only the end of march

A tan leg with blindingly white foot attached

dadsized@boner· Mar 12

Got a mango bingsoo with my kid and Jesus fuckin Christ this thing was awesome

Mango bingsoo with whipped cream

dadsized@boner· Mar 11

Little miss little miss little miss cross your paws

Rottweiler with crossed paws

dadsized@boner· Feb 20

dadsized@boner· Feb 15

slide saying "a computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision"

dadsized@boner· Feb 10

Bringing the plaid on dad action to this business function

Beardo standing in a hotel bathroom wearing a plaid pearl snap shirt with a plaid flannel over it

dadsized@boner· Feb 1

i know im giving myself brain damage by just thinking of stuff to search and finding it in the epstein files but you get goofy shit like 'sultan pays ~100 bucks for a handjob and tells his pedophile friend about it'

sultan bin sulayem emailing epstein to tell him he got a full massage at a place in tokyo then attaches the 'menu' including Full Massage Session 4— We recommend ! !
Testicle, hips, and nipple massage. Backs and legs oil massage. Groin lymphatic massage. Whole body massage
with feather touch. Facesitting. Ejaculation by hand massage.

dadsized@boner· Jan 25

My sons backpack makes the perfect bed I guess

Cat sleeping on backpack on the floor

dadsized@boner· Jan 21

Turner’s iced tea spotted “I am not okay with this” on Netflix

A teen girl and boy sit at a long lunch table, an orange carton of turner’s iced tea is on the girls tray

dadsized@boner· Jan 14

Harry Melling dressed in a goofy leather jacket saying "Well, he says that I have an aptitude for devotion."

dadsized@boner· Dec 30

dril tweet "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"

dadsized@boner· Dec 29

All done!

Completed Lego Jurassic park tyrannosaurus rex

dadsized@boner· Dec 28

15 bags down whew

Lego T. rex that has legs and a rib cage

dadsized@boner· Dec 28

10 of 25 and on to instruction book 2

Lego model of a Tyrannosaurus rex, all that’s done so far is a backbone on the stand

dadsized@boner· Dec 28

8 of 25 😥

Another section of this model partially finished, its starting to look like a backbone