What DnD class am I?

Today kicked my ass, but you know I didn’t die. I had crystallized. And now I’m a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway

Got my 100th follower on my author IG right after I got this feedback 🥹

This is who centrist dems are trying to win back

Trying to be taken seriously as a writer but I can’t stop speaking in run-ons on social media

Hey #booksky! I’m looking for a few ARC readers for my upcoming horror novel. Heavily inspired by Silent Hill, Red Level is a high-octane and brutal story of identity and defiance in the Bible Belt of the American South. - spooky town 👻 - slasher vibes 🩸 - final boy 🕺🏼 - LGBTQ+ themes 🏳️‍🌈 #horror

You’ve heard of Love Island, but what about Hate Island

Yeah well she can’t

Waking up at 6am against my will

My god man

Huge fan of loose cheese on the ground

Definitely NOT being ornery

Playin on that damn phone

State of Play today

Boss got me some IPAs as a farewell gift 🥹

Last day at this job 🙏🏼

Y’all can do better than that

Easily my favorite Bond game of all time, which is a bold statement considering how much I was obsessed with Nightfire and EON back in the day. The gameplay loop got a LIIIIIITTLE repetitive towards the end, but the combat mechanics and the whole vibe in general could not have been more perfect.

Might I interest you in the greatest audiobook experience in history?

Really enjoyed this one! I thought I saw the ending coming but the way it all wrapped itself up was really cool.

Behold

The gang hits the gym! 🏋️‍♂️💪🏼 #dnd

Nevermind just slammed that mf send button

L after L today

Idk anything about horses so this entire sentence hit me like a flashbang last night

Everyone at the office is in a good mood but I’m in a BAD mood

Snagged her today too 🥹 already flying through it lmao

Banged out some kickbacks too and BOY

One thing about me is I will not be getting targeted by the archers tyvm