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BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· 20d

“Pig and chicken eating dinner” “And an elephant”

A pig, chicken, and elephant sitting in chairs at a round table, with bowls of food in front of them. The table has a floor length tablecloth

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· 20d

“Octopus is eating dinner” “The octopus is angry” (Sometimes i ask them for ideas to draw while they are having dinner)

Grumpy octopus eating dinner
He is holding two forks, a napkin, and a plateful of food with his tentacles

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· 20d

Going to start posting some of the doodles i make for the twins and the source requests. And maybe follow ups when they color over them. “Fish for dinner” “Fish is angry”

Grumpy looking fish in a hot dog bun with condiments drizzled on him and a side of chips

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· 22d

Jam them into a box. Or maybe get a large pool noodle. Talking about a big boi that you can cut to size.

Image showing different size pool noodles with a standard pool noodle on the left and a large one on the right. The big one is called an oodlemaxx and it has a big hole

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jul 14

Picture of Ralph Cifaretto from sopranos

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jul 9

Trying to help my son go back to sleep after he wakes up scared

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jul 8

Samurai JACKROOMS

screenshot of a scene from the backrooms with fanart of samurai jack standing peacefully in the foreground while aku is chillin in the back being spooky

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jun 28

I dont think so

Screen shot of pod racer game features

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Supports up to 12 online players with PS Plus
Online play optional
1 player
Remote Play supported
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BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jun 8

Remember playstation 2? This is playstation 2 today. Feel old yet?

Image of playstation2 and controller in front of a blue background

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jun 4

My cat asking for more treats after i just gave him some.

Screenshot of Cutty from the wire telling Avon that he is out of the game.

Text from screenshot:
It ain’t in me no more. None of it.

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jun 3

Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times

Album art of the record “Keep It Together” by Guster

Shows a red throated green splotchy hummingbird flying in a red field on a bright day where the sky is bright white and the rolling fields are a deep red in the foreground but fade into the color of the sky the further back you look

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jun 2

“Had i been alive during Medieval Times”? It’s still around. Get yourself a turkey leg 🍗

Screen shot of medieval times booking page showing where the locations are in the country

Text from screen shot:

Medieval Times
DINNER & TOURNAMENT

YOUR JOURNEY BEGINS HERE!
Which castle will you be visiting?
All dates, times, tickets and promotions are different per castle. Please choose which castle you will be visiting in order to see the most up-to-date information.
ATLANTA, GA
BALTIMORE, MD
BUENA PARK, CA
CHICAGO, IL
DALLAS, TX
LYNDHURST, NJ
MYRTLE BEACH, SC
ORLANDO, FL
SCOTTSDALE, AZ
TORONTO, ON

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 30

Has anyone made a chestburster edit of the mickey mouse crew summoning toodles?

Screen shot of the Nostromo crew who need a mouskatool to solve a problem joining together in summoning Toodles

Unfortunately Toodles is hiding in one of their crew members

Screen shot of the Nostromo crews fearful reaction to Toodles emerging from a member of their crew

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 26

Image of jeff mangum of neutral milk hotel playing guitar and singing

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 25

Neolithic hedgehog sculpture eating a hot dog

Screen shot of a neolithic scene found in google images where there are people chillin around some fire pits and doing their thing in a village with homes with thatched roofs.

Also theres a giant hedgehog sculpture about to house a giant hotdog with mustard, onions, pickles and some ketchup

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 22

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 16

Ok try this one, smart guy

Hand holding two pieces of moss

Or is it? One might be a bird, but you can’t be sure.
One bird is moss shaped and one moss is bird shaped

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 16

Altered screenshot of tweet that reads:
“Actual Grease vs Nolan's Grease
An absolute soul-crushing abomination.
Stripping all color, joy, and life from a breathtaking place and replacing it with drab, gray sludge. This isn't art.
It's cultural vandalism and aesthetic terrorism.”

The first image is changed to a crudely pieced together scene from the stage play “Grease” instead of the original image of some coast of Greece the country

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 3

“Sonic the hedgehog” in donkey Kong font

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· May 1

What a bunch of happy lil guys

Stretched image of a snooker game match where all the balls are bunched in a corner of the table. A bracket has been added to each ball in order to create a the mouth of a smiley face where the eyes are the reflection of an overhead light

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Apr 16

This is tough

Screen shot of quoted post displaying that there are 2 comments but the comments are not loading

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Apr 12

It feels crazy to read people rattle off the classics when some high profile guy is accused of sexual assault

Screenshot of a series of tweets from some guy who is defending a man accused of sexual assault: “Who said he was my guy? Seen any hard evidence on this? Or heard accusations? And why now? He has been a Congressman for, what, almost ten years now and not a peep of this all that time? Don't find that suspicious? Because I do. In a highly charged political atmosphere that we have now; it's suspect.”

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Apr 10

Whenever i order something online

Image of Jeb Bush asking the audience for them to clap, but updated to say:

Day and location info chyron: Today, Tracking Page, Fedex Site

Main Chyron: me to fedex: “please ship”

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Apr 10

Snoopy sitting on a swing looking up at the moon and the markings on the moon are reminding him of Mario’s sweet ass

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Apr 2

Tweet from “mr i aint tryna hear all that”@nick_calico

me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yodas neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard

yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself good to drive i am,

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Feb 21

You betchya

Cover of the book Mossflower by brian jacques which is part of the Redwall series.

Cover has artwork of a castle in a wooded clearing that sits next to a flowing river. A framed scene within the greater picture depicts two mice and a mole dressed in tunics and cloaks who look like they are on an adventure. One mice holds a flute and wears a cap. Another in a red cloak wields a sword and staff. The mole carries a backpack and looks off to the side.

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Feb 14

Young bespectacled Padawan winding up his force punch to initiate the battle during one of the major war scenes from the movie Star Wars attack of the clones

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Feb 10

Variation of “i have no mouth and i must scream” artwork depicting a strangely calm looking face without a mouth that is melding with metallic structures.
The text reads:

I HAVE MUCH WORK
AND I MUST POST

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Feb 3

This is the brave little toaster today. Feel old yet?

Hands pulling a pizza out from a shark ninja combination air fryer toaster oven

BonkoBoi@bonkoboi· Jan 28

Screenshot of Otacon talking with Snake through their codec. Text is added to represent their conversation

Grok, respond.
•••
Grok?
Groooooook!