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Also every single page is so gorgeous - and the town is portrayed in such a beautiful way. An integrated small town with a lady cab driver!! With two sexy, disappointed people eating broccoli!

Page of CWACOM with four panels portraying a lady cab driver catching a pancake from her car, a football player eating pie, a Black boy in a raincoat and books drink either orange juice or soup from an upturned umbrella, a fancy lady chases after chicken

Page of CWACOM showing the roofless restaurant

Page of CWACOM with four panels: the gorgonzola storm, the lovers looking disgusted at broccoli, the little kids pushing away brussel sprout and peanut butter birthday cake, and the green pea soup fog

Beautiful spread where helicopters are trying to lift a gigantic pancake off a school; in front, a Black woman reporter is interviewing someone

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· 27d

but for real this is great news

If signed into law, it would be a fourth-degree crime to harass or harm patients and healthcare providers, staff, or volunteers or block them from entering a facility that provides reproductive care, including services for trans people.

If someone is hurt during the interference, violators face ten years in prison and a fine of $150,000. It would also protect providers from extradition to other states that have chosen to criminalize their practice.

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· 27d

thats right

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· 29d

Damn It, Johnny!
You know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jul 16

ME: ugh this karaoke bar doesn't have any of my standard songs MY STANDARD SONGS:

Wikipedia page showing a list of "Notable broadside ballads":

16th century

A free admonition without any fees / To warne the Papistes to beware of three trees

17th century

Coridon and Parthenia

Cromwell's Panegyrick

The Last News from France[24]

Tis A Plaine Case Gentlemen

'Tis Money makes a Man: Or, The Good-Fellows Folly

On the Death of His Grace, the Duke of Albemarle

The Old Man's Complaint Against His Wretched Son, Who to Advance His Marriage Did Undo Himself

News From Hide-Park

Neptune's Raging Fury

The Clarret Drinkers Song: Or, The Good Fellows Design

The Wandering Virgin

18th century

Ralph and Nell's Ramble to Oxford

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jul 15

panel of achewood showing abe Lincoln and George Washington with MS painted eyes and open mouths saying DAAAAAAAMN!

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jul 10

gotta say... a lot of you are failing to live by the number one rule of dog park

Sign reading

DOG PARK RULES

NUMBER ONE RULE: BE COOL AND HAVE FUN!

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jul 7

chris fleming not looking well

allegorical woodcut showing a long-haired man's head atop a heart filled with various devils. a caption reads

The Heart of Man, who after his conversion has fallen again into former sins, and is now entirely in the power of Satan.

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 30

hey c'mon this person has big and more importantly workable ideas

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 28

I love reading, and ideas

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 16

Carmela Soprano in the driveway holding the phone. Subtitles read

cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Tony in the driveway, subtitle reads

wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 15

hey this is a genuinely deranged thing to ask but can I get permission to bring my 9 year old to goth brunch if we promise to leave by 6

Sunday Mourning

GOTH BRUNCH DARK DANCE PARTY

LATE AFTERNOON 4PM TO 9PM

June 21st

DJ CHLOE DCAY & DJ LUNA

die sexual

CORROZZION STAR SYSTEMS

GOTH CLOTHING SWAP IN AREA 51

QXT'S QXTS NIGHT CLUB 248 MULBERRY ST NEWARK NJ

21+

KITCHEN MENU & BAR GF, VEG & NON-ALC OPTIONS

140

1639

qxtsnightclub Sunday June 21st

SUNDAY MOURNING:

Late Goth Brunch & Dark Dance Party - Now with BANDS!

*AFTERNOON EVENT 4PM TO 9PM*

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 15

attn @jesszimmerman.com

Goth ofits (outfits)

Black shirts & shorts

Black hairspray

Black lipstick

White face powder

Black/purple lipstick and eye shadow

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 15

was just handed this birthday list, a rich text of the kind of woman my daughter is becoming

handwritten list:

Jume (m crossed out and replaced with n) 14

Birthday wishlist

Drum Kit (Eletridg)

Dumpling

Extra waxy crayons

Lego roller coster

Goth ofits (outfits)

Black shirts & shorts

Black hairspray

Black lipstick

White face powder

Black/purple lipstick and eye shadow

Paches (patches)

Rowes water (rosewater)

Pet mouse

Fabric

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 13

this is you all. this is how you sound all the time

I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt is So NOISY!

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 12

crudely edited Welcome Home, Buster banner from arrested development

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 11

this is such an incredible and beautiful time to be in new york city and also four years old

Photograph of a chalkboard on the street decorated with a balloon and a small banner; chalked below the banner are the words

3K
MOVING
UP
CEREMONY

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 9

new fast casual restaurant that the zoomers I work with love, which makes me want to fucking die, just dropped

list of wraps on a website including "Protein Power 2.0," "Grill Goddess," "Sweet Chilibliss Cutlet," "Pestochick," "The Grimewrap"

A selection of "Grainbowls" including the "Turkey Medivibe," "Gochu Catch (former Asian...)," "Hungry Bowl," "Quinoa Crush," "Falafel Medivibe"

A selection of Salads including "Buffalo Baddie," "Griddy Greek," "Kale Yeah Caesar"

section just titled "Delights" which is mac and cheese balls with two different dipping sauces and home made rice cripsy treats

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 9

(faked) screenshot of a youngish Werner Herzog giving an interview in the jungle. Subtitles read

"Kinski's behaviour on set became even more impossible."

(faked) screenshot of a youngish Werner Herzog giving an interview in the jungle. Subtitles read

"Whenever I came onto set he would shout at me,"

Screenshot of Klaus Kinski being helped onto a boat with the subtitle

"Hallo! Hallo! Here comes the Blowjob Brothers!"

(faked) screenshot of a youngish Werner Herzog giving an interview in the jungle. Subtitles read

"even though I was often alone."

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 9

this shit doesn't miss!!!!

Little free library has got John Gray's Staw Dogs, selected poems of William Carlos Williams, nabokovs invitation to a beheading, Woodwards commentary on Dead Souls, Titus Groan and Daumals "A Night of Serious Drinking"

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 8

YOU: theres no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism ME: *chuckling*

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 8

MY DISEMBODIED HEAD:

Screenshot of an Instagram ad showing a woman holding a practice sword. Text at the top says

Crossing Swords With The Highlander

smaller text reads

It was really cool to cross swords with the Highlander

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 8

"I will see you again in the future"

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 8

you're telling me this guy is reaching the overhead switches. get real!!!

little bat guy from the star wars cantina

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 5

at the phase of my guitar journey where im finally digging in to some balls to the wall rock and roll

Guitar tab for "Osamu's Theme: Kyoko's House" by Philip Glass from the Mishima soundtrack from a tabber named Mequalspi who opens with these comments:

Tuning: E ADGBE

Due to the nature of Philip Glass's music, I have marked where the beats are in each measure with asterisks.

I've also placed a '' under notes that should be short without sustain.

On paper it looks pretty simple, but it can be tricky to get the clean notes with good sustain. Good luck :)

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 5

Photo of scifi author Gene Wolfe with a speech bubble crudely drawn in

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 5

Photograph of a can of Miller lite and a kolsch glass full of the sweet yellow liquid we know and consider "beer"

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 3

what the fuck. 24 hours later

The same LFL, now has Nabakov, Brummer, Niven, Rucker, Robinson, Melville

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 2

my old ass when everyone else at work is talking about a TV show

Nobel Prize winning author Isaac Bashevis Singer, commenting on the Super Bowl in a newspaper column: “Sports? The Super what? I didn't know there was a Super Bowl. My dear friend, you're asking the wrong person. I have never heard of a Super Bowl. I am so far from it that you really shouldn't ask me. It's as if I would ask you what is happening at the planet Mars. The president will watch? The president knows some thing about football? Everything you tell me now, I hear for the first time in my life. Sunday will be like any other day, doing my work.”

Legally Bonnnt@bonnnt· Jun 2

everyone in my group chat after talking about how important it is to set boundaries, do self-care, work on positive self-talk, give yourself grace: