🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄

@bonstrous

She/Her Level 44 of this godforsaken Jumanji Game. Mvskoke. Okie. Human Rights & Fandom 💗 WWJD? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Do not let bigots do bigotry; defend people when they're not in the room. 🎶i cut my granny off if she don't see it how i see it🎶

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🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· 27d

Danny DeVito's classic meme of 'and then i started blastin', but photoshopped. instead of guns, he's holding boots. he's also wearing a Make America Great Again hat. and the text reads "So anyway, I started licking"

Congrats! What you see from Jake Tapper is his giving 110% towards boot licking!

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· 27d

white jesus as Colonel Sanders staring into the camera. text where a pocketsquare might be reads, in big, red, bold letters: JFC. Christ is however you need him to be for the purposes of staring into the camera like he's on The Office as he is in this illustration.

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· 27d

Reskeet with your mental state

Suzie Wolff deadpan saying: But I don't believe that to be successful you need to be an asshole.

Live Breaking News stylized.

Face of a tired and done Timothee Chalamet. Text reads "imagine how tired we are" in black letters on white background, followed underneath by a timestamp in white letters on black background of 2:23 which has next to it in black letters on yellow background: Tired. Literally Tired.

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· 28d

kismet

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before you embarck on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of ... @shelleybwoke.bs
labels: Posts over 20 times per day on average. Replies over 20 times per day on average. Solar Flare.

quote reply: *renting grave digging shovels.
skeet quoted: Mika Fae Queen of Night (trans flag emoji) @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social
Label: Industrial Accident (Molasses flood)
Remember kids: if everybody wants revenge then be the one selling grave digging shovels.

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· 29d

Domnhall Gleeson in the episode "Be Right Back" from Black Mirror. Redhaired white dude wearing a green coat. His expression expresses 'the fuck??'

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Jul 6

same, girl. same.

young white girl eyes trump's hand like 'i can't move any further away without actually taking a step, how do i keep smiling' and she has her hand protectively on the young black boy's arm in front of her, so it's between him and trump.

another little boy in a suit and tie is in the frame looking vaguely

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Jul 1

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like being in a relationship with you?

image of a soda dispenser one uses at many restaurants with the 'push' buttons

one set of text over one of the sodas reads "That's funny"
another set of text reads "That's terrible"

and there is a hand with a finger on each push button of those. the text identifies the hand as 'Me'

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Jun 30

John Roberts is a piece of rotten shit.

When the newly independent Americans confronted a novel situation, unknown to England-that of the quasi- sovereign Indian tribes-they turned to the principles of the common law. Did the tribes truly govern their people? Or were their people wholly subsumed within the United States? Echoing Coke and Blackstone, Chancellor Kent an- swered with the common law. "We have purchased the greater part of their lands, destroyed their hunting grounds, ... and gradually abridged their native independ- ence," Kent acknowledged. Goodell v. Jackson ex dem. Smith, 20 Johns. 693, 711 (N. Y. Ct. Corr. Errors 1823). Even so, he reasoned, the "United States ha[s] never dealt with those people, within our national limits, as if they were extinguished sovereignties." Id., at 714. They were instead "dependent nations" that maintained "dominion[s]" of their own. Id., at 712, 714. Indians born under those dominions, he concluded, were not citizens or subjects of the United States," but members of "alien and sovereign tribes."

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Jun 26

nice

The results of the quiz.

83% Woke vs 17% Chud
47% Techbro vs 53% Neo-Luddite
53% Hopepilled vs 47% Doomer
80% Davos vs 20% Dubai

Your closest match: Zohran Mamdani
Pictured underneath the text is a happy smiling Zohran Mamdani

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Jun 25

black and white sign of the outline of the state of Oklahoma with the text: 0 days without a nationwide embarrassment. keep up the good work!

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· May 17

black and white drawing of a person hugging a laptop computer, there is a red blush on their cheeks and red hearts floating above them, as well as one pink heart on the laptop

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· May 15

oooooof. he's done his part on hindering trump how he can from what i've seen yeah? at least he gave us the most Parks and Rec moment of modern politics

old white man Jerome Powell in a dark suit, white shirt, dark tie, and a white hardhat.
he is giving donald trump (not pictured) a look of '...'
in the video it's from he then shakes his head no. a lot.

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· May 4

thank god i only use weird pictures of me for my profile pic o this one lol

made by the great Link (bsky restore his account, thanks).
blueish green in color, a small island in the horizon with various conifers and leafless trees.

white text reads: "How is that racist?" - White proverb

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· May 2

black and white human figure on their knees crying a fountain of heart emojis (any heart emoji you can think of? yeah all of them!)

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 29

with alt-text

STOP FLORIDA'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL GERRYMANDERED MAPS !
Call Your State Senator NOW and Urge Them to VOTE NO!

Senator Colleen Burton (850) 487-5012
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Senator Ed Hooper (850) 487-5021
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🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 28

>:(

middle aged news anchor dude from The Past. infographic beside him reads "now it's everyone's problem"

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 28

Retro pinkish and purplish neon artwork featuring a glowing grid floor, starry sky, and some background triangles. Large colorful text in the center reads ‘WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYES.’ A small iFunny watermark appears on the bottom right.

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 26

didn't know he became a football player. this is the *ultimate* fumble smh

madisonsinclair (bluecheck)
Therapy isn't enough, I need to fight Klay Thompson

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 23

owlish faced seal thing crying in 5 different ways

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 20

White text on black background above an image of Ben Affleck, white middle aged man, with a cigarette in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. He is wearing a blue sweater, and his face wears an expression of Deep Sigh.

The text reads: Watching the "Back the Blue" crowd choose a felon and the "ACAB" crowd choose a cop/prosecutor like:

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 17

huh. did not know this. just proves you can't be right about everything even when you're right about a lot. but also, he died before the shitshow that is the continued reaction that is genocide sprung from apartheid bcuz of Oct 7

John Lewis
Noted American Civil Rights Leader
“I want to make it very clear that I disagree strongly with the BDS movement. Economic, educational, and cultural interaction with Israel, America’s democratic ally, is not only in the best interest of Israelis and Americans, but it improves the climate for peace with Palestinians, which is in everyone’s interest to encourage.”

🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄@bonstrous· Apr 17

that website also has this and god. dammit. now i have to research if they actually said it, but i assume they did, but fuuuuuuck. Nick Cave wtffff. Bon Jovi usually learns and does good deeds but this is tone-deaf, which heh, musician being tone-deaf sigh