extremely high concentration of what me and my friends call “hyehh hehh guys” (guys who look like they’re cackling at their own jokes like hyehh hehh)

old camp friend just shared this photo with me

I love my son whose face only has eyes

hope you’re all enjoying your

Mr baby scene report

I’m a blimp I’m a blimp and the blimp is back / stone cold sober as a matter of fact

now why would you sit like that

God gives his widest couches to his longest boys

this is so fucking annoying to me. of course the people building the data centers should bear most of the responsibility but no one should use this shit because it’s repulsive and you know exactly what its impact is. knowingly using gallons of water so you don’t have to write an email is not a straw

I miss the era of R+B where guys suffering from heartbreak would sing songs about being a statue or a sideshow attraction that everyone should come laugh at

no one should be allowed to write songs for Toy Story except Randy Newman

you're not allowed to write songs like this anymore

the beach boys in 1977: just like me fr (they watch a lot of TV)

please join me in cheering on New York’s longest boys tonight

if I was a raccoon I would be so mad

cavs coach looks like Mr. C from twin peaks

what an accomplished dude. I’m shocked that he’s resorted to going all in on Zionism so he can get any eyeballs at all on him

goddamnit

more for me

smh look at this member of the professional class chasing novel gustatory experiences

“city that never sleeps” my ass

my phone generated one of those photo highlight reels and its called “out in New York” but it’s just pics of geckos

I love that this can mean either “we’re number one” or “there is no god but God/Allah”

the purse judger

from earlier when he sawr a bird

don't have focus groups if youre not going to listen to the people in them

I only have one episode of boardwalk empire left. I’m going to miss it so much