Trump looking pretty frisky at the correspondents dinner.

I wonder where Trump got his idea for a fucking eagle over the front door of the People's House?

Just normal summer weather here in Dallas. What heat wave?

Well, some people call us that.

GOP reacts to the closings.

You should see him at a cocktail party.

The imbecile behind Homeland Security and ICE

Come on Republicans, use a symbol to identify yourselves and your agenda.

Who the hell is in charge of the sheriff department? And just how small is their penis anyway?

From the Guilded Age (no not the TV series, the real Guilded Age). What's changed?

Wow, I'll tell that to my mortgage company, my bank, the IRS, grocery store, etc. Thanks for the tip.

Isn't this a quote from the $6 Million Dollar Man?

Of course this is a secure line.

Yes our government is filled with Nazis but lets face it, they're not the brightest books on the bonfire.