Just slide it in, nobody’s watching…
Warning ⚠️
There are reports of a feral Scotsman in Greece 🇬🇷
Remember to stay cool in this heat
Top tip for staying cool in the heatwave:
Fuck me in a stream.
Me as soon as it’s sunny in Scotland
Meet me in the gym showers
I need a place to sit post-workout
I heard your dad cruises here
You gooning, bro? Let me help.
What people think I do on a walk vs what I actually do
Why do I look thinner upside down? 🤣
They build em thicc in Scotland 🏴
Worked ✔️
Cleaned ✔️
Voted ✔️
Repost if you’d clap my cheeks by the loch
Repost if you’d give me the real thing
Repost if you’d breed me here
Do you think I need some cream here?
Imagine the fun we’d have here
Repost if you’d join me in the pool
Was praying the sink didn’t break
