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Brady Klopfer

@bradyklopfer

Senior producer covering the Warriors and SF Giants at SB Nation. I like to write and cook and unionize. Free Palestine. He/Him.

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Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· 8d

The legend Robin Lopez

Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality

Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· 23d

twitter.....that isn't news

"Today's news: Why Dick Van Dyke But Not Pussy Van [redacted slur]"

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· 26d

still crazy to me that so many athletes are getting caught up in gambling scandals, where are they even getting the idea

picture of a baseball game with an ad behind home plate saying "live trade every MLB game"

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jul 3

Ayesha Curry tweet: "I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry."

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jul 1

makes u think

Chris Mannix tweet: “you are the GM of an expansion team. You have your choice of any NBA player — or Brad Stevens. Who do you choose?”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jun 30

"received feedback" has me in tears

Block from an ESPN article: "One of the teams is the Los Angeles Lakers, a source familiar with the situation told ESPN. The Lakers' front office has received feedback from franchise star Luka Doncic about his desire to pair with an "A-list center" a league source told ESPN, and Duren would fit the bill. "

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jun 13

genuinely hilarious quote from Clint Dempsey

"I'm someone who's bled for this country. I broke my nose playing for this country. I've come back from two heart procedures and played for this country."

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jun 11

When someone says Palestinian children deserve to live

Jerry Seinfeld looking shocked at a Knicks game

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· May 27

LOVE this trade for the Rays. Who'd they give up? and who'd they get?

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· May 7

today's news

Screenshot from twitter: "Today's news: Houston Astros pitcher Framber Valdez crosses up his catcher by calling the wron..."

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Apr 28

got a call from your mom today

Spam phone call from Goochland, VA

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Apr 16

Wrote this yesterday in a "how the Warriors can win" piece. Draymond Green, thank you for making me look smart.

The Klaw has scored 40 or more points on five occasions this season, and the Clippers have amassed five blowout victories in those games. He's been held to 20 points or fewer just seven times, and LA has gone a lowly 1-6 in those contests, including an October loss to the Warriors. If there's one thing the Warriors should be focused on, it's limiting Leonard. And if there's one person who is up for that job, it's Draymond Green.

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Apr 16

/me starting my recap of the Warriors play-in game

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Apr 6

hey let me see how that california ny post offshoot is doing oh.... oh

California Post Sports tweet headline: "He has risen: Warriors' savior Steph Curry resurrected on Easter Sunday"

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Mar 18

You know baseball’s back when the anal sign returns

A spring training ad for ANA airlines that looks like it says “anal”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Mar 6

Drake meme. bad: "arike ogunbowale arrested" good: "arike ogunbowale arrested for punching a man"

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Mar 5

these things are stupid but I like stupid things

Ask me my top three anything

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Feb 27

who possibly could have guessed that twitter using AI for everything would struggle with things like parody accounts

Twitter headline: today's news, Los Angeles Lakers and Deandre Ayton nearing remote work agreement

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Feb 14

i wonder what medal they were favorites to win

Headline: American skater and gold medal favorite Ilia Malinin finishes eighth after entering Olympics as gold medal favorite

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Feb 13

Comment section never disappoints

LeBron James commenting “helluva career champ” on Chris Paul’s retirement post. Someone responds “that’s like the one thing you can’t say”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Feb 9

the internet is internetting

Someone skeets “green grass? Uh, that was sugar cane.” Dr. Michael Urban responds “which is a species of grass.” Evan Hurst replies, “doesn’t matter. That would be like referring to the puppy bowl as a mammal exhibition. But puppies are a KIND of mammal! Yes, yes, we get it.” Dr. Michael responds, “poacea is a family. It would be more akin to calling your cat a cat,” to which Evan says, “you fucking bore me”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jan 23

Tremendous comment found on the other site

Tweet saying “I will go to war for Joel Embiid. Not the USA. I will not go to war for my dumb ass country. I’ll go to war for Joel Embiid though. Also fuck ICE.”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jan 21

Kim K tweet: "He's here and he's perfect!"

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Jan 21

I'm a Dunleavy fan but this picture will never not be hilarious

Mike Dunleavy Jr. getting violently kicked in the face on the basketball court.

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Dec 24

Happy holidays does anyone need mushrooms I might have picked too many

A table with a million wild mushrooms plus one store mushroom for scale

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Dec 14

Way to go, AI. You’re doing so great sweetie.

A tweet referencing an NBA record, with someone asking Grok who holds the record, and Grok answering some nonsense about a seized oil tanker.

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Dec 8

never forget

Fans sitting courtside at the bulls game, one wearing a “9” jersey and the other “11”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Dec 3

What does this even mean lol

Tweet from Chris Haynes saying “breaking: Los Angeles clippers are sending home future hall of fame point guard Chris Paul in a bizarre severing ties move, league sources tell me”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Nov 11

I rest my case

Skeet from me that reads: I love being on sports social media during big news events because it’s always like “Mamdani won!” “Cuomo sucks!” “Yay Mamdani!” “Nice off ball screen by Vit Krejci” “whooooo mayor Mamdani!”

Skeet from John hollinger saying “the media are trying to stuff your feed with other news so it gets pushed out of sight. Don’t take the bait, the big headline hasn’t changed. Vit Krejci made 8 threes and scored 28 points last night”

Brady Klopfer@bradyklopfer· Nov 5

LMAO

A label placed by the bluesky moderation team hiding a skeet of mine for being rude

the skeet in question: me saying "Zohran Mamdani: elected. Dick Cheney: dead. This sandwich: eaten. Great day, imo" with a picture of a really delicious sandwich.