Brandeauxj
@brandeauxj
Top 10 Hottest Bears in Houston. 🐻 Insta: Brandeauxj
Shoulders and Calves today. No calf pics, but imagine giant beefy chunks of meat. 🍖
If you see me smooching boys at the Fourth of July pool party, take pics because I won’t remember.
Come see me at Ripcord on Friday at 8pm. I’ll be auctioning off a jockstrap for Tony’s Place 💜
If you’re in Houston this Friday, please come support me. Mostly for my mental health 💜
This is the second day in a row I’ve been referred to as Fat as Fuck by a stranger in a gay space. But I think this time it was in a Lizzo kind of way? HAPPY PRIDE 🌈
Please don’t ask me if my husband is interested in you. Then unfollow me when I tell you he’s not. That highkey hurt my feelings. I’m sorry I’m a different kind of hot than my husband, but don’t use me to get to him.
I got my haircut, went to the gym, and picked up groceries. Tell me I did a good job. ◡̈
I shouldn’t talk to men after like 6pm. The Wellbutrin is wearing off and I’m either manic or depressed. 😔
Listened to Florence and the machine while lifting today so she could bless my muscle fibers.
Sometimes I think I’m someone’s type. Then I go look at who they repost, and immediately I understand they are just being friendly.