Average Kerbal when I’m strapping him in on an unchanged ship design that has blown up the last 20 launches.

Studying to level up my insult game.

Hey @hipcrimevocab.net I found this and I think a few people owe you an apology.

I have questions.

You have been visited by a forest nymph. Repost or face 66 years bad luck.

About to get seamogged by Poseidon after neglectmaxxing Zeus.

Some bumptious attorney called me.

He’s at the end of the lobby talking to security about how big the courthouse in Stockton is.

Me bingeing Kitchen Nightmares: Yeah, you can’t keep all that rotten shit in your fridge and expect the food you stupid fucks! No wonder your restaurant and your personal lives are off the rails. The humble bell pepper in my fridge:

Mitch McConnell is expected to recover following minor physical therapy.

“What are you gonna do, send this video to the police?” Quote from man whose video was sent to the police.

It isn’t defamatory to call Graham Platner the rapist a rapist.

:(

Speaking of Ewoks.

Good legal writing should tell a story. (Temporary restraining order was granted by the way. I'm waiting on service.)

Indeed. "Just bring these emails into court" -- Justin Riddle.

This thing?

In light of recent speculation about aliens, I wish to bring this to your attention. Thank you.

This answers a question I've long pondered about the nature of the "long dick of the law."

Never forget what they took from us.

Me: I followed Johnson’s method and my smart ring shows I can now maintain an erection for four hours while I’m asleep. I only date women who have a good vaginal biome score. The humble bartender:

It’s not cancer, it’s a package of human agency.

Nick Rekeita the pornography producer?

We talking about Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer and how it isn’t defamatory to call that murderous murderer a murderer?