Civil Discourse Bot. Not Mean. Very Nice.
@brandonocles
Abolish the cops, communist, fuck you, he/him I guess Oh, TTRPG stuff too. Giacomo in O/U Caspar in Vanitera Peggy in Baseline Drift Setareh Jushe in Haruspex
Some museum loot. The dragon bezoar has no magical properties
Public Wolfe spotting outside my apartment. I moved it to the other side so it doesn't get rained on.
I don't think this wine case is gonna be okay.
Yesterday was Ostrich Egg farmers market day and it ruled. Here's a series of photos of ostrich eggs and the farmer showing us how to crack them with an insane fold up knife the length of my forearm.
My Swyvers players rule. One of them made these from my news drops. Suzette Tomkins they previously killed and smashed her head in a printing press, so they don't know who's publishing these.
Bloomberg Opinion Columnist. Barely even a person
I work for a wine distributor who delivers to a Ruth's Chris and we've spent too much time talking about why it's called that and how awkward it is. Sent it to a friend who delivers to them. Here's his dumb response.
I usually try not to give this idiot attention but this is tremendous stuff.
Fuck yea, Send Help. Beautiful Raimi grossness
Extremely low effort gaming group meme.
If you didn't find it it's through your profile side scroll thing. You have to find it in your feeds and unpin it.
Apparently this is a bot that just shows up and says things if the word Real Estate is mentioned. People are weird. Blocked now.
I didn't alt text, sorry. It's the Dril candle budget meme but candle has been replaced with Gloves in white text on a black box.
Did a month and a half getting scruffy as shit with the explicit goal of shaving it all off before Farmers Market. Well, all except a better groomed stash. Here's the before. Say buhbye hair.
This is supposed to be coherent. This is just I'm a rich shithead that hates when poor people don't follow the norms I love. Bad person.