da birchman
@brch
that's actually crazy he's putting up this numbers definitely slept on
AI scams are entering its house of cards era, where every additional level is an even more abstract, useless and manipulative scheme.
the Wolves are going to be awesome with Lamelo, but even if it doesn't work out, the mileage I'm going to get out of this video is enough to make the trade worth it by itself
I went to place my order as is tradition for Lito's Burritos Friday and the application said they weren't accepting orders. "oh, nice -- they're off for Juneteenth," I thought. Then I found this... I'm crestfallen
Despite a dreadful final game, Karl-Anthony Towns finishes the 2026 postseason as the NBA's ALL-TIME LEADER (!!!) in single season playoff DBPM and Plus/Minus.
here's another fun one: by BPM, Karl-Anthony Towns is currently putting together the single greatest defensive postseason of all time lol
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Over his last 20 games, Karl-Anthony Towns has a true shooting percentage of 70%. That means he's scoring an average of 1.4 (!!!!) points every time he shoots the basketball.
According to ESPN's and @deanolytics.bsky.social's Net Points, Karl-Anthony Towns has been the best, most impactful non-OKC player in the playoffs so far by a significant margin
(I've been avoiding commenting on the Wolves' series too much for fear of jinxing it, but I will celebrate the fact that I called the shit outta the game last night)
Saw this kid's last name and got really mad his parents didn't call him Patric
EPM feels similarly! I think if Julius Randle was stuck playing for the Dallas and Washington Corpses we'd be having similar conversations about his career.
how sure are we about that? DLo in Minnesota was about as good (maybe better?) than Randle has been
okay, well, I don't think it's ever going to get better than this, so I might need a new game.