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Ah, but the recipe should exceed the bake, or what’s the next bake for.
Rushed the first proof yesterday, so today's sourdoughs didn't fully open and have a dual-tone rips that show where they bread almost fully sealed during the bake and changed course at the last moment
Pizza* is not the reason I got into bread, but it's not not the reason my dog is into me. *Crust only because a cruel God made tomato sauce bad for dogs.
Adding this to my growing collection of "when they realized they'd oopsied." I'm semi confident Rubio started doing drugs shortly after this liberation day announcement in the Rose Garden last year.
Suspect Rapey Pete is out of favor because they did regular mma on the White House lawn instead of this 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...
This plus the government kibosh on Anthropic is being interpreted by market as signals of further support to come for Grok.
This does explain why IRGC didn't go burr on mines in response to Trump's boasts about sneaking ships through
Sunday brunch french toast, starting on a Thursday afternoon with drying out the bread
This belief is verging on faith-territory. You have to close your lying eyes to maintain the illusion that U.S. isn't going to allow Iran to drag this out until something breaks.
Food Network, soon to be renamed The Beastwork, once Mr. Beast sues them for stealing his life's work.
We're on a roll, in that it's time to roll, starting with the corners. Unlike most dough rolling, you put uneven pressure on left and right to focus on specific areas. This works best with a bowed rolling pin instead of a conventional straight one.
Next the oil of the halves and halves not. We oil half, close it in halve, and oil again.
The making of a chapathi. We start by bringing down the mighty palm of dinner on a dough ball to flatten it
The reusable box-bag is the most revolutionary grocery conveyance technology since the grocery cart. It's on the level of putting wheels on luggage--I feel stupider for not having thought of it.
Not yet, insurance prices for stonks are lower today than last week.
Mr. President, I have terrible news. Operation Make-Jamie-Dimon-Poor is going unwell, sir. We thought bombing Iran into blocking Hormouz would wake up those punks on Wall St., but they're all micro-dosing K-holes, sir! We're going to have blockade Hormouz ourselves to wake them up, sir.
Hoover being, unfortunately, a very hard worker, always makes me think of this meme. Before he became president, Hoover was famously called "Secretary of Commerce, and Undersecretary of Everything Else" because he always got up extra early to get into everybody else's lanes.
Hi, hello, my name is Pete-I-just-fucked-your-mom-Davidson, and I'm here to say