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BERTA@breitbert· 5d

There’s also this one I saved maybe a week or two ago:

Two panel drawing thats also a meme. First panel features someone typing a phone number to make a call. Instead of a number it says “gender studies.” The second panel is a woman holding the phone to her ear, which is also a drawing.

BERTA@breitbert· Jun 27

Any time I see an MGP ad

Congresswoman Marie Gluesenkamp Perez on a local news show that was hosting a conversation between her and Joe Kent. She listens to him as she holds a cup of coffee wearing a red sweater and staring off into the distance as if she is disassociating.

BERTA@breitbert· Jun 21

Ukrainian soldier laying in a trench, holding a gun says about Russians: “We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid.”

BERTA@breitbert· Mar 22

A raccoon galaxy meme that says “things are constantly happening and I would like for it to stop (please)”

BERTA@breitbert· Mar 6

Spotted in Seattle. A wheatpasted sign that quotes Gramsci “The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.” Underneath the quote is an adorable picture of Elmo.

BERTA@breitbert· Jan 11

These two photos live rent free in my head

White older woman with white hair and wearing a baseball jersey and possibly in a wheelchair at the Republican National Convention in 2024 and she’s holding an official Trump campaign sign that says “MASS DEPORTATION NOW!”

BERTA@breitbert· Jan 9

This is your Mum (click to open it won’t make sense without it lol):

A comic drawn of a woman standing in front of a “in this house we believe” sign. The title says “Evelyn Normielib, D-Michigan.” For the caption there is a list of three attributes of Evelyn: 1. Retired teacher, 2. Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson, and 3. “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields.”

BERTA@breitbert· Aug 18

Me, trying to figure out if flambed is the past tense of flambé or if this is a new word I gotta learn:

Beyonce on stage during the Renaissance tour wearing her cunty bee costume looking amazing while staring off into middle distance. Someone brilliant used this picture to recreate that meme where the lady is confused staring at all of the math equations.

BERTA@breitbert· Aug 8

Meet my best friend little Coco!

A tortie house cat named Coco living her best life on a vintage green flower comforter and covered in her favorite blanket which is white. She’s peeking out like the white blanket is a little cave.

BERTA@breitbert· Jul 5

Honda Odyssey with a license plate that says “ILIAD” and then this one, which I captured with a camera

BERTA@breitbert· Jun 26

They also make these stickers…

Sticker that’s got a confederate flag, a copperhead snake, and a KKK hood with bayonets because they are traitors to the Union and are racist pieces of shit. The top of the sticker says “anti confed, klan and copperhead”

BERTA@breitbert· Jun 26

Please tell me you’ve seen these stickers then…!

Old American flag sticker, with less stars than the modern version. On the bottom of the sticker it says “suffer no copperhead” which is a nickname for northerners who blamed abolitionists for starting the Civil War.

BERTA@breitbert· Jun 2

BERTA@breitbert· May 5

I’m not an American nazi but I would be lying if I didn’t say that seasonal depression Cathy float in the Macys parade isn’t my muse and what gives me strength to make it through another day

Giant float in the macys thanksgiving day parade of Cathy, the character from the American comic strip, here labeled as “seasonal affective disorder Cathy”

BERTA@breitbert· Jan 27

I know it’s a screenshot from Twitter, but I think about this tweet a lot when Trump talks about respect:

A tweet from @math-rachel quoting stimmyabby.tumblr.com which says “Sometimes people use ‘respect’ to mean treating someone like a person they use ‘respect’ to mean treating someone like an authority. And sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say ‘if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you’ and they mean ‘if you won’t treat me as an authority I won’t treat you as a person.’”

BERTA@breitbert· Jan 21

This is you reminding yourself that he isn’t tired but you are:

BERTA@breitbert· Jan 4

Here’s my cat Rizzo pictured in her esteemed presidential portrait. Here she’s like 17 and now she’s still chillin at her big age of 20!