Brian Dermody

@briandermody

Ex-pro wrestling/ MMA inside man, ex-basic cable cog. Gen X gen pop. Massachusetts by nature. New Jersey by choice. He/him

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Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jul 10

"And with just placing tiny classified ads, my good friend Earl here was able to begin construction on his dream house." "Got to screw Bret too, Don."

Don Lapre, back to camera, talks to a middle aged balding white man in a yellow jacket on something that looks like a construction site in the woods.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jul 10

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jul 8

So we’re not voting for the guy who looks like Jack Swagger trying to turn himself into Dutch Mantell? Copy that.

Stupid-ass Platner with his stupid-ass mustache and a blank facial expression.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jul 1

Well now I just feel silly.

A Facebook post where Jim Babjak of the Smithereens details the great time he had seeing The Church on their current tour, and photos of Jim with Ian Haug and Ashley Naylor of The Church.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jul 1

The Hardball outrage meme with Matthews and Carlson reacting to Bert Prentice as Christopher "Honey" Love.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jun 29

“Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.”

Gabriel Byrne reading a line off a card in the police lineup scene from “The Usual Suspects”

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jun 19

SCOTLAND vs MOROCCO

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jun 19

USA vs. AUSTRALIA

Brian Dermody@briandermody· May 31

The feedback form for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social crashed a couple times. I think I finally got through. Anyway, this was my comment, on the off-chance it didn't get through but some staffer of hers is monitoring this.

What is the job of the governor if not to protect the residents of her state from those who would harm them?
Surely, it's not to send her state's police against peaceful protestors. If the NJ state police are going to be at Delaney Hall, it should be only to keep ICE from interfering with our Constitutional rights to peaceably assemble, or to escort the detainees back to their homes. Their behavior so far has been despicable. They have injured my friends and fellow New Jersey residents for the seemingly unforgivable offence of supporting a protest action.
I insist as a voter, as a New Jersey resident, as a human being that you expel the citizens militia masquerading as law enforcement (ICE, so we're clear) and meet with those held in Delaney Hall.
It's the morally right thing to do, and if you're more concerned with the bloodless political calculus of it, there's never been a better time to be the president's enemy.
My father is a New Jersey native, and I’ve lived here almost fifteen years after growing up near Boston. We both know how candor is appreciated in this state. Governor, I have voted for you in the past and presently have no desire to do it again. Straighten it out.
I appreciate your time.
Brian Dermody
Hoboken

Brian Dermody@briandermody· May 18

Great work, now do NYPD.

New York Post front cover.
GRAVY TRAIN
More than 325 striking LIRR workers rake in over $100k a year in OT alone.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· May 18

The stats indicate it was this one. I was surprised but not shocked. (I would have guessed “New Adventures in Hi-Fi”)

Brian Dermody@briandermody· May 8

The average American has three friends.

Early '90s WWF:
Rocco a ventriloquist dummy in jeans and a leather jacket, round framed sunglasses and a pompadour.
Paul Ellering, a middle aged bald white man with similar sunglasses and a dark goatee. Black shirt, pants and boots, and a bright red ringmaster jacket with black lapels.
Road Warrior Hawk: A muscular white man with a black facepaint design over his right eye. Red boots with black details, Black red and gold wrestling tights, Black and gold American football shoulder pads with large black spikes sticking out.
All looking in the same direction, with Ellering also pointing that way with his left arm as he holds the puppet in his right.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· May 7

Gotham Sports App: Yankees took the lead My ruined-by-memes brain: Was the Gish there?

LIVE Yankees Highlight
WATCH: Gish knocks three runs home to give the Yankees the lead

(It’s a typo. They meant “Grish”. Trent Grisham.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· May 5

Not impressed, I’ve been using a fully reversible non-hormonal, non-surgical method since I was in high school.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Apr 28

Breaking: James Carville threatens to post hog.

An fundraising email sent by James Carville.
Subject: This should scare the hell out of every Democrat in the country

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Apr 20

Paul Rudd wincing at the sight of nude Tayne.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Mar 28

There's only one movie about the devil we watch around here.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Mar 25

Two fictional characters from different universes you want to see fight

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Mar 24

In my day, we didn’t have some AI, computer algorithm generated, celebrity it-girl Tilly Norwood… flibbledee floo! All we had was Allegra Coleman and we liked it!

Dana Carvey in character as “Grumpy Old Man”

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Mar 12

Wait, that's Ron from "90 Day Fiance". He's that guy in Virginia with the farm and the possible puppy mill. He and his helicopter mom of a wife come off as swingers. His wormy son married that Russian go go dancer... Keep your Real Housewives and your Bachelorette Multiverse, I've got this crap.

Pic: A nondescript older white man with while hair, wearing a grey button-down shirt and a casual black jacket. Neutral look on his face. Someone holds a smartphone toward him, as if recording what he's saying.
Headline: The Wall Street Journal: Trump gains prominent ally in killing Senate filibuster.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Mar 1

Promo photo of short lived wrestling stable X-Factor (L to R: X-Pac, Albert, Justin Credible). Well I know you hate //X-FACTOR// but you ain't gotta look at me like that.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Feb 9

Alanis Morissette in the video for "Ironic", in a brown jacket and red knit hat, looking over her shoulder.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Feb 6

This “Joe Dirt” sequel looks like shit/ “Bitter beer face!”

Kid Rock, in full “Yellowstone” drag, brim cowboy hat, tobacco colored mustache, and tan vest, making a face like he just realized he’s sitting in a puddle.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Jan 22

“Buddy Lembeck!”

“My girlfriend yelled a TV character’s name during sex - it was so disturbing”

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Dec 17

Fourth night of Hanukkah gift from the landlord.

Cardboard box labeled:
American Standard
Complete Toilet

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Nov 29

Pot your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.

Tongan professional wrestler Sione Vailahi in character as the early 90s incarnation of The Barbarian. A sturdily-built man, billed at 6'2", 300 lb (188cm, 136kg).
He has a dark brown beard, and wears wide leather belt, furry codpiece, a brown cape and headpiece. All his accessories are adorned with skulls, bones and tusks, the headpiece also has antlers. No shirt or trousers, the indication of thigh-high leather boots. He holds a small skull in his raised right hand.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Nov 15

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Nov 8

Forever making my intrusive thoughts your problem. That’s my guarantee.

“Zohan for New York City” styled sign. Text reads
“VH-1
For the Love of Ray J”

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Nov 5

Day after what felt like a sea change, certainly in the region as to what the Democratic Party could be if they could only dare to try. Followed by a jump scare of a “send more money” text and a reminder that you have to take a zombie’s head off or it’ll just keep coming.

Screenshot of a text soliciting political donations, headlined by a photo of Bill Clinton era political strategist James Carville, looking rather like a Star Trek TNG alien.
“Folks, it’s James Carville. Believe me when I tell you: This ain’t good
“John Sununu just jumped into the US Senate race in New Hampshire. And..”

And so on and so forth.

Brian Dermody@briandermody· Oct 23

Someone known only as The Wrestler wrapped up in a gambling scheme?