I’m getting flashbacks to Trump’s “If only Mike Pence had the courage” message. And we all know how that turned out.

Saw this Moana standee at the movie theater and the internet has ruined my brain.

If I was the skipper, I’d be quoting Voyage Home all the time.

Yet another reason why this guy bankrupted several casinos

“Obviously I’m not going to vote twice,” Lindell said.

(Depressed sigh)

“But doctor, I was showing none of the symptoms.”

Does the building look like this?

“Sir, this is a McDonalds.”

Thanks a ton, DOGE.

And during the same week 8 people attended his Great American State Fair …

Well there are at least five of them

This reminds me of all the super religious grandmas circa 2002 who started praying to Ewan McGregor.

“Leaders of other countries will do what I say because they have so much respect for me.” Meanwhile in the real world:

This is a close runner-up

Someone saw that Reddit post and turned it into a real product… which is now permanently burned into my Amazon search history.

Guy walked into the toupee shop and told them to give him the full LEGO

I remember last summer when Jurassic World Evolution 3 was announced, it was supposed to use generative AI. Everybody assumed it was going to be for dinosaur animations. Turns out it was because the studio was too cheap to use real people’s faces for staff headshots, and planned to use AI instead.

Her shotgun scene from Widow’s Bay was the funniest thing I’ve seen on TV in a long time.

What are you talking about? He’s never looked better.

Why did my mind immediately go to Magic The Gathering?

I hear Sly looks a little different in the 4K transfer