Just a reminder

Dear establishment Dems: This is how you fucking do it.

Change it to "Communist" and you have the new Trump talking point

Again, it sure would be a shame if everybody who saw this image took it and reposted it every single day

So, that actually sounds like a fine fucking plan to me, S @stephenking.bsky.social

I have a modest suggestion It's in poor taste, so it's wildly appropriate

If the hooman doesn't put food in your bowl RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, are you still starving and require hooman food giving? Yes. Because Schrodinger's cat food says it does not exist unless the human does it in front of you.

Shame. Shame. Especially when you consider that they could be stealing the hard drives too

And there's so few bad Dick pics.

Still my favorite guy to send out as an unsolicited Dick pic

Like being married to someone who isn't just like a little off and socially awkward, with heavy doses of anti-charisma has to be a thing a lot of spouses endure with people in certain circles but I genuinely cannot understand how someone does it with this guy

I have in fact confirmed that this was about Jack White, not JD Vance. BUT COME ON TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THE SAME MISTAKE

I'm using this as the thing I say the next time someone insists we share "fun facts" about each other in a professional work environment

And you would THINK that a guy who had this educational background would comprehend that, but apparently even this precludes getting a spine or self respect. Which is why everyone focuses on the name and the meme, not his actual education

But as for Donald Trump himself?

And of course

Also

Then

Everything you need to know about JD Vance's qualifications to be president of the United States can be summed up by the fact he thinks Trump could beat every other living US President on an IQ test. Sure. Sure. Except

Every morning I wake up and think, "What the actual fuck is going on?" Then I open news feeds and I confirm that none of us know what the fuck is going on and why Especially that orange shitgibbon in the White House. Deep suspicion is the new watchword.

I miss my friend today. He would be an ancient and creaky 16 year old, 275lb English mastiff/yellow lab mix. But I know he would happily get in the car with me to get donuts, politely sit down in the shop and let any child climb over him. He was the absolute best dog I have ever had.

I love my cats, but When this little asshole decided to check out an open plastic box, then jumped out, horrified it was full of orange sticky liquid (dye), got cleaned in the sink after leading his human around the basement on a merry chase, dried off, then came back and did it AGAIN...

Sure but I'm just saying

Yeeeeeah ok I'm not going to compare pain points but allow me to be clear: These are the "cheap" gas prices near us right now. It sucks. I agree. But it can always suck MORE.

Or, as many of us have noted for quite a while now, not doing anything at all to confirm that the polling your propoganda outlets are citing happen to be accurate and not wildly misinformed "stats" Bari Weiss pulled out of her ass might have something to do with it. TLDR: Maybe you're just stupid

My mason bee house build basically looks like the average 8" deep birdhouse project slapped together by Cub Scouts except instead of the front being a board with a hole and a peg, it's filled with natural reeds. Basically, this thing, except 2" deeper and the front part is replaced by reeds.

I was not prepared to aspirate my coffee at 10:46AM this morning, so thanks for that, @mumbly-joe-bsky.social

The Bari Weiss treatment of 60 Minutes, in two seconds.

Now I'm being told cat petting is more important than whatever the hell I'm doing right now.