Hey, did any of you guys get out of work yet?

Bruh

The Spoon concert that I’m listening to from outside the venue is better than 20 concerts I attended in the venue

Thanks for being an ally of women, Chris!!!!

Yeah, I just spoke with Mitch

This writing career!!!!

Here at 7:28am after leaving the Bronx at 8:30pm (after an afternoon of drinking and hot dogs)

In the middle of a bike race I’ve been doing since 8pm. Guess where it ends? The picture is a hint. Yes, the race is named after the movie. More later.

To everyone who is dispensing with the hacky patriotism and serving up a piss-filled bowl of cornflakes today, I’m really proud of u

Pope Leo's not into barbecues and ball games

The vibe

I think it would have been funnier if T&T got married on the Stugots overnight all-night loudly outside Scooter Braun's house

Yeah.

I sometimes wonder what I’m doing. How I got here.

Funny how the news sometimes only gets dour photos of some pols and sometimes has plenty of big-happy-smiling photos of others

So the brain trust here hired the old Wendy’s SM person and she came hot-out-the-gate on Threads representing this site, so much so they had to walk it back a lil, but the community note is VERY funny

ALL HAIL ZENA FIERCE WARRIOR AND CONQUEROR OF CAT TOYS AND CHICKEN BONES, AND TOTAL WEIRDO SHE DINES IN VALHALLA 🌈

I hope they told the submarine captains.

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

As of last night, I know where this is now

When I’ve had three hours of sleep, two beers, and start talking to the Brazil fans