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Bri@brihawk· 12d

I don't remember the last time I posted a food photo so have a salmon bowl 🍽️

Bowl of salmon, rice, edemame, cucumber, tomato, feta, pickled onion, avocado, hummus, and sour cream (likely I forgot something) on a wood counter (this is pre feta cheese and pita)

Bri@brihawk· Apr 4

Today's first mini project (still trying to hype myself up to deep clean the rest of the living room, which would've included removing everything to dust this shelf anyway). Idk what to do with the bottom shelf just yet and I also really wish I had a spring/summer garland to replace the winter one

Before pic of a very messy bookshelf that still had some winter/Christmas decorations on it

After of a clean, although not terribly exciting, bookshelf

Bri@brihawk· Apr 1

I finally made a (relatively) photogenic omelet 🍽️

US diner style omelet on a white plate with red and yellow border stripes

Bri@brihawk· Mar 29

Guilted myself into a beach day. Guilted feels like a weird word but I live like 3 miles away and the last time I was here was in 2025

Two extraordinarily pale knees in the foreground, beach, ocean, and beach goers in the background

Bri@brihawk· Mar 23

literally all day 🙃

Dark green curtains hanging on a neutral wall

Bri@brihawk· Mar 21

I may be a few years behind but I'm fully buying into scoopable "salads" as of today

Ground turkey in the process of being browned with taco seasoning and verde salsa

Mix of black beans and (formerly frozen) fire roasted corn. Some taco seasoning and extras included

Light blue bowl holding a mix of the formerly mentioned bean corn, and meat mixes, chickpeas, peppers, onions, and chopped cherry tomatoe (no chance I didn't forget anything)

All the previously mentioned ingredients on one plate, displayed terribly 🍽️

Bri@brihawk· Mar 7

Today's vibe

PUP's Morbid Stuff on a turquoise and white splatter vinyl on a turntable

Bri@brihawk· Feb 23

I mean....

Amber Glenn at the 2026 Olympics in the most insane and borderline impossible backbend kind of move

Bri@brihawk· Feb 21

Extremely long work day = delivery sushi

Compartmentalized box with Tuna, Albacore, Salmon, and Yellowtail rolls, 2 piece Yellowtail Serrano Sashimi, 2 piece Albacore Onion Sashimi, Edamame, and some mini cups of side items

Takeout container of brussel sprouts

Bri@brihawk· Feb 3

I've been a big fan of Fallout for a long time and this does not need to exist.

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The series will not only test dwellers’ core attributes, but also their loyalty and alliances. It’s a game of power dynamics, popularity and social strategy which will ultimately result in a huge cash prize, but do you have what it takes to be the most S.P.E.C.I.A.L?.

Bri@brihawk· Feb 3

🤘🏻

Completed (well as much as it can be) "world's hardest jigsaw puzzle" of penguins. Three of the bottom edge pieces are missing, probably lost in a factory somewhere

Bri@brihawk· Jan 21

Just in case anyone hadn't read the alt text

What's so tough?
This puzzle is DOUBLE-SIDED with the same image, but one side is turned 90 degrees. AND THEN it's cut from both sides.

Bri@brihawk· Jan 19

Cont.

World's most difficult jigsaw puzzle
(image of mostly adult penguins with one tiny baby penguin in the middle)
PENGUINS
What's so tough?
This puzzle is DOUBLE-SIDED with the same image, but one side is turned 90 degrees. AND THEN it's cut from both sides
500

Bri@brihawk· Jan 18

Do you think she ever gets to lay down? 😔

The Culver City sign, always standing, never getting a break

Bri@brihawk· Jan 17

Seeing Malk be a real thing really brought back some old memories www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62...

almond MALK

Bri@brihawk· Jan 3

Puzzling to avoid reality 🙂

Unassembled puzzle pieces on a white puzzle board

Bri@brihawk· Dec 23

Best ornament ever

Ornament of the CBB universe Santa Claus with both middle fingers up hanging from a Christmas tree.

Bri@brihawk· Dec 14

Is anyone surprised?

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#3 Big Grande The Teacher's Lounge: Seasons 1-9- Private to B...

#4 The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

#5 Paul F. Tompkins SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Bri@brihawk· Dec 13

One year ago today 🥹

Marquee sign saying Live Nation Presents Comedy Bang! December 13 7PM

Inside of beautiful theater

Bri@brihawk· Dec 7

Antarctigo Vespucci 💕

Antarctigo Vespucci on stage at the Lodge Room

Antarctigo Vespucci on stage at the Lodge Room

Antarctigo Vespucci on stage at the Lodge Room

Bri@brihawk· Dec 7

Okayyyy Sloppy Boys went crazy

Bri@brihawk· Nov 29

🍽️ The meatballs are so ugly that I borderline don't want to post photos lol. They're insanely delicious though

Turkey meatballs in a large Tupperware container

Turkey meatballs on a sheet pan, about to be baked

Large bowl full of raw meat about to become meatballs

Bri@brihawk· Nov 28

Didn't get around to the turkey meatballs today, so likely more photos tomorrow 🍽️

Spinach artichoke dip in a red dish

Hasselback gratin potatoes

Bri@brihawk· Nov 1

I finally did it

Empty room that's freshly painted with a sage green sort of color. The floor is covered in plastic and various painting tools are strewn across the floor.

Bri@brihawk· Oct 3

PUP and Jeff Rosenstock. I already need more

PUP and Jeff Rosenstock at the Hollywood Palladium

PUP and Jeff Rosenstock at the Hollywood Palladium

PUP and Jeff Rosenstock at the Hollywood Palladium

Bri@brihawk· Oct 2

I will never manage to make enough food for one person, also I think my quiche in general needs some work 🤔🍽️

Uncooked quiches on a pan, background is pan used for veg and a sheet pan that was originally going to be used under the pie but turned out to be too small

Two cooked quiches, penguin spoon rest in the background

Bri@brihawk· Sep 1

Dear Prime Pizza, I love you. 🍕🍽️

Square meat lovers pie, with added ricotta, from Prime Pizza, still in the box.

Bri@brihawk· Sep 1

Could not be happier to be back in LA

Bri@brihawk· Aug 10

👀

Orpheum Theater stage with four chairs

Bri@brihawk· Aug 5

Somehow I went from wanting to get dinner delivered to making... whatever this is 🍽️

Black dish with quinoa, mixed (formerly frozen) veggies, meatballs (also formerly frozen), and two sunny side up eggs. Less visible is the barbecue sauce drizzled over the meatballs and veg