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Tonk@brittonk· 10d

This photo should get a Pulitzer and this woman should get a medal

Marissa Johnson interrupts a photo of with former Mayor Eric Adams by turning to display the back of her black t-shirt, which depicts a silhouette behind bars with the words “Eric Adams, Leaves Rapids Alone”. Johnson, a white blonde woman with long hair tied up, flashes a smile and thumbs up while Adams appears shocked and mortified, hand still on Johnson’s shoulder. Photo credit Johnson.

Tonk@brittonk· Jun 20

Hank! Today WAS hard and I was much slower than usual but had lots of fun!

Alt text that casually describes my perfect game (without credit for speed) but sounds natural and not too proud about it

Tonk@brittonk· Jun 13

Tonk@brittonk· Apr 20

This will never not be funny to me.

OP writes “This will never not be right to me” while quoting Cory Booker: “You may disagree with Kamala Harris on 10% of her views but you let someone get into office who you disagree with on everything.”

Parker Malloy queries: “Okay, but whether or not he’s right, is that a message you think will get those voters back?”

OP responds “I am not a politician.”

Tonk@brittonk· Nov 1

Toby from The West Wing, reacting superstitiously to premature celebration by demanding to know “You wanna tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?”

Tonk@brittonk· Sep 9

King Penguin, eyes narrowed, queries “do you yield?” Bowser, eyes wide and grinning, responds “I do not.”

Tonk@brittonk· Aug 23

Confused white lady meme, querying “The WHAT?”

Tonk@brittonk· Aug 21

Jason, with great respect, I think you let them off really easy with this one. It’s hard for me to imagine Jason Schreier, exposé extraordinaire, rolling with this line so credulously. A lapse of judgment, imagination, and consideration on their part, imo, and the spoiler excuse is… yeah no. 🤷🏼‍♂️

“We felt like continued updates were just going to sour people on the whole thing,” Gibson said. “Because all we could really say is ‘We’re still working on it.’”

Tonk@brittonk· Aug 14

I’m no real Swiftie but this is the only thought I’ve had for the past 48 hours

Jaremi Carey, formerly known as Phi Phi O’Hara, leans forward shouts at Sharon Needles (off-screen):

“At least I am a showgirl, bitch! Go back to Party City where you belong!”

Tonk@brittonk· Aug 3

I am once again asking you to explain to me Why on earth the @nytimes.com thinks this is new or needs a new name every generation or two

THE NEW YORK TIMES
August 3, 2025
As male social circles shrink, female partners say they are expected to meet more social and emotional needs. This kind of labor has a name: “mankeeping.”

Tonk@brittonk· Jul 31

Yes, I see you replying to everyone else with such takes as “she did not associate with the Cheneys, actually”

Meme image in the style of a motivational poster depicts a black bear sitting at a picnic table with his paws resting atop it. Text reads:

PATIENT BEAR
Will be ready when you are

Tonk@brittonk· Jul 31

I’m happy to report that based on reporting I’ve completed a composite sketch. I also have reason to believe that the suspect may go by Greg.

Yoshitaka Amano artwork of Gilgamesh, a recurring character in the Final Fantasy universe known for stealing weaponry and wielding innumerable arms somehow at once.

Tonk@brittonk· Jul 1

Wait I’m sorry they actually call it Alligator Alcatraz? In official writing?

Drag legend Detox, clad in black feathers, gesticulates and shouts “I’ve had it! Officially!”

Tonk@brittonk· Jun 30

I’m not asking lawyers to do anything: I’m speaking to everyone. In the exchange pictured below, I believe Aaron is naive in the extreme. My admonition is that those of us who look to institutions to check Trump need to remember just how easily he is steam-rolling institutions.

Aaron Reichlin-Mallick responds to a comment asking what assurances we have if Trump unilaterally attempts via EO to end citizenship for all migrants from a given country.

He writes “It wouldn’t be worth the paper it was written on. That is not a thing the president can do.”

Tonk@brittonk· Jun 1

In case anyone is curious, this was the fourth and most hurtful version of his reply that my ally landed on.

Tonk@brittonk· Apr 16

Drag legend Katya Zamolodchikova spreads her legs upon a dated yellow patterned couch. Her makeup is facetiously smeared, her leggings torn, her tuck meaty. She appears to wail. Helpfully, a closed caption reads [SPREADS LEGS].

Tonk@brittonk· Dec 10

The revolution has begun and this is our symbol, apparently @nbcnews.com

An “amogus” from the breathtakingly popular pandemic-era multiplayer “assassin” game Among Us, cited by NBC News as a key element in radicalizing Luigi Mangione

Tonk@brittonk· Dec 8

Monopoly money you’ve got to be kidding me mother #uhc