briween

@briween

writer, raconteur, occasional roll-top desk. whip-smart and box-of-hammers-stupid. i'm not making it complicated on purpose, that's just how i think. something something simpsons reference

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briween@briween· 22d

bill murray as phil connors in groundhog day (1993), saying: "you know, people like blood sausage too. people are morons."

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briween@briween· 23d

wait a minute... that's not Mitch McConnell, that's just Kevin Kline wearing glasses!

poster for the movie Dave (1993) starring Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver. he is looking at her as she is removing his glasses and looking toward the viewer in disbelief.

briween@briween· 29d

"and remember, photocopies are not admissible as memories"

richard belzer as detective john munch on arrested development

briween@briween· 29d

oh, you'll hit 100 eps in no time and you have one man to thank for that

richard belzer as det. john munch in what appears to be a publicity photo for law and order: svu, given how grey his hair is

briween@briween· Jul 12

in a manner of speaking, yes

Google's "People also ask" section, where the first question is "Is Mitch McConnell retiring?"

briween@briween· Jul 9

lloyd bridges as steve mccroskey in airplane! (1980), standing over his desk with a concerned look on his face. he wears a rumpled brown jacket and a brown tie over a white shirt with his collar unbuttoned, and a cigarette dangles from him mouth. on the wall behind him are framed pictures of airplanes, and one framed picture of himself with the same look on his face, wearing the same clothes and smoking a cigarette in the same fashion.

briween@briween· Jul 9

orson welles as charles foster kane in citizen kane. he delivers a fiery campaign speech from behind a podium with a large image of himself and the word "KANE" over it printed on a giant cloth backdrop that hangs behind him.

briween@briween· Jul 8

raise your hand if you regret using your country's treasury to pay for a drone show that celebrated this man

a moment in a japanese drone show celebrating the 250th anniversary of the founding of the united states on july 4, 2026. drones form the images of prime minister sanae takaichi, triumphantly thrusting her right arm in the air to indicate her choice to align herself with one of history's greatest monsters, and us president donald trump, wearing a baseball cap that says "USA" and leveraging his drone-based left arm to prevent himself from losing his balance on his drone-based swollen ankles and collapsing onto the cityscape below.

briween@briween· Jul 7

goodbye, galaxy

briween@briween· Jul 4

🇺🇸 happy 250th birthday, america 🎆

kent brockman says: "and i for one welcome our new insect overlords."

briween@briween· Jul 2

we've officially entered the "adam sandler halloween costume ideas" era of hollywood moviemaking we did it you guys

adam sandler at the snl weekend update desk as "crazy spoon head" circa 1991

briween@briween· Jun 26

i disagreed with this statement because i don't think it's funny when people with shitty political views die because it's not funny when they die, it's important