A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office

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A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 13d

This is gonna be less impressive with a black-and-white printer but I feel compelled to try anyway

Screenshot of a birthday themed promotional email from Nintendo featuring a link to a “printable decorations” page where a user can print out Mario-themed paper hats and cupcake decorations

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 13d

I just want to see Spiderman soar majestically over the New York skyline and battle valiantly against his crushing self-doubt, why is this offer being made as a perk of wanting to do that

Screenshot of a post-purchase offer from an AMC movie ticket. The offer is for “a testosterone sample from Nugenix.”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 18d

“inspired numerous mockbusters” would be a compelling if probably era-specific epitaph

Screenshot of the “Legacy” section of the English-language Wikipedia page for “Cocaine Bear”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 19d

Bugs Bunny wearing a tuxedo meme with the text "are you threatening me with a good time?"

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 22d

Same here, discarded fashion doll, same here

A plastic fashion doll with very long white hair and no clothing laying face down in a street

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 23d

Robert Forster in Jackie Brown holding his hand up and saying “ain’t nothin’ wrong with that!”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 25d

Prediction markets rn

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· 27d

Update: my gut feeling was correct, look at this

An otter standing on a surfboard that it stole from a human

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Jul 17

Clearing my schedule to do some reading

Screenshot of the Wikipedia page titled “List of Individual Dogs”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 31

Did management remove the things? Or did somebody else? Regardless, these humble signs still speak their truth to all who pass by. Brooklyn, NY.

A metal gate in a chain link fence outside a small parking lot adjacent to a commercial building. Two identical signs attached to the door read “Please remove these things or they will be removed by management. Thank you.” There are no things in front of the gate apart from an empty wine bottle.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 27

Freshen your drink, gov’nor?

Screenshot from an episode of The Simpsons showing a woman with bad teeth wearing a Union Jack patterned dress and holding a tray with a beverage on it. To her left is a man with a sizable mustache wearing a blue double breasted suit.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 25

Two-panel meme image of a dog sitting next to a computer monitor. In the first image the dog looks toward the monitor and says “what a lovely day on the inter(net)” and in the second panel the dog looks toward the viewer and says “good lord”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 19

I want to click on the down caret but I think my imagination has set my expectations far too high

Screenshot of a section header within the English-language Wikipedia page “Search engine” titled “Religious search engines”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 17

The battle for the strategic Ee’s Corners position reached a grim stalemate in the late 1990s.

A road intersection in South Salt Lake, Utah. On one side of the intersection is a small shopping center with a See’s Candies store. On an adjacent side is a Dee’s Restaurant. The Dee’s Restaurant has a large ovular rotating sign on top of its roof.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 15

Okaaaaaay I guess. Btnt Toyz, South Salt Lake, Utah.

Artwork in a store window depicting Pennywise the Clown (the Bill Skarsgard version) holding a Pokémon catching thing in one hand and a balloon on a string in the other. A Pikachu grasps the bottom of the string with a look of joy on its face. The phrase “Hey Kids, Pokémon Inside” brackets the image. If I had a child I would not let them go into this store but what do I know.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 4

Librarian, checking out the New Annotated H.P. Lovecraft: “oof, that’s heavy.” [pause] “It could be a weapon.” Average sized library book shown for comparison.

Photo of two hardcover books sitting side by side on a table. One book, “The New Annotated H.P. Lovecraft” edited by Leslie S. Klinger, is noticeably larger than the other, “You Never Give Me Your Money” by Peter Doggett.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· May 3

‘Twas ever thus.

Early portrayal of the Michelin man wearing roller skates and smoking a cigar.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Apr 21

Bibendum (the Michelin Man) pressing one hand to the side of its face and frowning slightly

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Apr 10

Screenshot from The Simpsons showing Rainier Wolfcastle placing his arm around Krusty the Clown’s shoulder and saying “we have so much to discuss.”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Apr 8

He could bring back some of his classics from yesteryear

Photo of RFK Jr. speaking into a microphone with the caption “Does your baby cry all the time? That’s just because it craves the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Apr 3

Greetings small chompy friend!

A glazed ceramic sculpture of an alligator skeleton by Akinaga Kunihiro, created in 2019, on display at the Ringling Museum of Art in Sarasota, Florida.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 29

O hai I am a tiny bee with a flowering plant hat I live in a bar

Photo of a novelty plant pot shaped like a bee with a small plant inside it. The plant has wide green leaves and small yellow flowers. The bee has wire legs and a somewhat blank expression on its face. It is sitting on a restaurant bar.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 28

Don't talk to me or my surly miniature unicorn ever again

Raphael - Portrait of a Young Woman with a Unicorn, 1505-6. A painting of a woman, visible from the waist up, looking away from the viewer and holding a small unicorn in her arms. The unicorn has brown hair and a brown horn. The woman has blond hair and is wearing a gold and red dress and a necklace featuring a large red gem. In the background of the painting is a view of far off mountains against a blue sky.

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 24

Impossible, it lives within you and can always be found, no matter how deeply buried

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 21

I mean

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 21

I know we live in an era of too many gritty reboots but I think Alf deserves a gritty reboot. Although that would probably be a lot like ET. So perhaps just an ET remake but the alien is Alf? And the movie ends with a significantly higher casualty rate than og ET?

Screenshot from the Alf tv series showing Alf wearing a white buttondown shirt with a black bow tie

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 21

Cover of The Dog, Its Domestication and Behavior, by Michael W Fox

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 20

Can this be a solution

image of a Weedle poorly superimposed onto a Sonic the Hedgehog

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Mar 15

I do not think the choice of spray paint color was a coincidence.

Image of a bed bug from the Wikipedia page “bed bug”

A Man Goes Home and Names His Typical Post Office@bromeliaceae13· Feb 26

Congrats Weedle!