🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner
@bryangarner
My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). I reply for practice, don't take it personal-like. MAGAts can fuck all the way off (feel free to take that personal-like, if you're a MAGAt).
Some personal news...my first #improv show August 27, if you're in ATL.
🎵T-T-T-T-Twistin' like a flame in a slow dance, baby You're driving me crazy Come on, little honey🎵
Dad brag: my son is on the team that build this for Dude Perfect. Lots of challenges for some ingenious ppl. He's a woodworker by training, so he did the walnut top, too.
I'm not saying you haven't, I'm just saying there have been plenty of chances to see him be dismissive
Just a reminder that the average Chick-fil-A does more than double the revenue of trump media
The Citizenship in Society merit badge will no longer be available, because it is inconsistent with an EO. Unbelievable.
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along came Lou with the old baboon And said, "Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell"
My great grandfather was WM in 1921, I was WM in 2023. I finally got his SR ring cleaned, sized, repaired, and restored. I under-estimated how happy this would make me. #freemasons
What a bonkers line. Sign of the times, I guess. source: @briankrebs.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy