the thing I hate most about every poster/event announcement being AI slop is that it's all so BUSY. every single aspect of the design is trying desperately to draw you to it, even the unimportant details. I tried to get an AI to make a poster like this and it spelled "overstimulation" incorrectly

I think about this a lot

say what you want about our President's Immigration approval rating being unpopular but he's at least doing well on Trade, the Economy, and Inflation

bad morning for MLM Guys

hell yeah time to celebrate the 4th

Steve-o, thanks for getting her rollin'

No, There IS Business to Be Done on a Dead Planet!

Happy It Dies Today Day to all who celebrate

when I ask the Macho Man Randy Savage what excessive alcohol consumption can do to my body

the first cup of coffee to my stomach after eating vegetable fried rice for dinner last night

finally the 16-year rent-to-own program on my Buffalo Bills bleachers is paid off

reminded of the time I made an entire Madden team of Trent Edwards

which way, Western man?

I put this baby on at 1-3 and boy howdy has the energy changed

wife: stop playing video games designed for small children the game:

oh wow very cool celebrating the grand opening of the new $2,200,000,000 stadium at *checks email* week 2 on a Thursday night

everytime the Chipotle commercial is on

there was no consummate sauce for the Berea tacos

HER: I wonder if he's thinking about other girls ME: *watching the 2000 Royal Rumble doing laundry* Too Cool was so over in this era

very cool thank you Mr. President!

got mine

my feedback about this hockey game is that I wish the FoxTrax glowing puck was back

I'm ok with being wrong here tbh

Sabres fans after losing precisely one (1) regular season game in OT when they are in an almost guaranteed playoff spot