me: why is my back sore? vi: women me: yeaaaaaaaa :3

so america is doing like obscene crimes against humanity rn,

it's also a crime that we don't have like 20 movies about donald glover being lando jfc is solo just good actually

the hierarchy of power has changed

jurassic world da minion

i own kevin 16 clams

closest we've ever been to a canon "his head just did that" most insane thing a president has ever said about a guy that died

a certain part of his body literally blew up

so the thing about star wars is the best stuff is the things star wars fans complain about the most

wait is solo (2018) a 40k movie

holy shit making the imperial march diegetic is the single funniest thing ever done with star wars this is the best movie

honse solo

watching solo (2018) for the first time this is something i like the dude they cast as solo tho this is a good younger han

it's genuinely a crime a that the acolyte only got one season star wars with wire fighting could have been a cultural institution like how the hell did we drop this ball

hold on The Rookie being on disney + is so fucking funny

i contain multitudes

i might just be an easy mark but holy hell i love seeing lord of the rings art on a magic card this should be the only UB and happen like once every 5 years also is gimli single

saw some hobbit cards reprieve at mythic is the funniest thing to happen to magic this year what the hell lmao

🫡🫡 pls help bnnuy she is so lovely

i am sleepy

i think i was mean about a magic card earlier and i'd like to apologize; i cast lingering souls a few min ago and it fixed me and also i probably shouldn't be allowed to play this card

2027 magic is gonna rock like holy fuck

woke up next to my wife and i'm :3

i just woke up from a dream where i was defending being into Diego luna i am truly the most normal bisexual woman i am exhausted

i finally get the hype about dog cages

i lived 18 years yesterday being a gay trans home of sectional is so fun i've missed all news from the last 72 hours

i'm the only person in the room attracted to men and i'm defending waiting to bite starscream's nipples like my life depends on it i am gods strongest soldier

JUDGES COLLAR judge tower with shock collars avacyn's collar. the symbol of her church.

new 2 drop ajani is my boyfriend

they can go to hell what the fuck are we doing here