
Couth@buildingonfire· 24d Me, when my period is over

Couth@buildingonfire· 25d Updating airnow dot gov like it's the election tracker.

Couth@buildingonfire· 25d How fast the air changes.

Couth@buildingonfire· 26d Happy world snake day to this tiny friend I found in my garden.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 12 Sorry I haven't been around much. My bird feeder keeps asking if I want to enter the device and I keep saying yes.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 11 "Pumpkins, please" is a puzzle game where I try to figure out all the pests my gourds have so I can get more pumpkins.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 9 My bird feeder woke me up this morning.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 9 Ladies only want one thing.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 6 Kid who is gonna have a hard time going to daycare Monday morning

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 6 This one weird trick for lowering the temperature thirty degrees in an hour (massive storm, wind) has some unintended consequences.
It's kind of a monkey's paw situation.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 3 I saw Sarah Good with the Devil!
I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil!
I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 2 I thought this was gonna be a schism skeet

Couth@buildingonfire· Jul 2 Me when I need to water all my plants but the hose has sprung a leak, which sprays everywhere.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jun 29 I would rather explain gay that what "not your mother's kids" means to my children again.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jun 28 Have to warn the neighbors about the local bike gang.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jun 25 The sunflowers are so pretty before they flower.

Couth@buildingonfire· Jun 24 It looks like our tulip popular flower

Couth@buildingonfire· Jun 24 Misinterpreted this and was gonna make one of these for you: