Bumfuzzled
@bumfuzzled
🏳️🌈 🔵 Living in east TN, married, 40-something, remote-worker who really enjoys not leaving the house.
We finished McDonald & Dodd’s last night and, damn, I’m going to miss this show. I really enjoyed these characters. Total recommend if you like mystery/detective shows.
Only took about a month, but I think I can safely say that I have successfully killed the poison ivy (…and the bush it was growing on…and everything around the bush….i might have gone a bit overboard)
I thought this was Rugrats. Anyway, they all want to live there. They got very excited talking about it and all started chanting some catch phrase. I guess I’ll just retire and turn into a pile of dust.
I turned two shawls into kitchen curtains and…..not 100% sold on them yet but I’m leaving them up to see if they grow on me. #crochet #craftsky #crochetshawl #curtains
Someone needs to cast Zoë Wanamaker & Felicity Kendal to play (crime solving & possibly magical) sisters.
Normalize middle aged, overweight men stumbling around their front yards in the middle of the night wearing crocheted night gowns holding a candelabra.
There is something about how Dónal Finn smiles that makes me think of Gina Gerahon. And bother remind me of sharks.
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet(s) Nym, Calli, Fox, and Bartelby. #cats
When I was in college I had an art history professor who, if you told me received sexual pleasure from “The Hay Wain” by John Constable, I would believe you. He referenced & lectured on this painting so much that I grew to despise it. Anyway, I stumbled on a photo of the actual house. Very pretty.
I know this is AI but also….i feel this on a deeply spiritual level. This cat is me.
You know I love a color change. I’ve started the Sperl Lagun shawl by Crochet Unicorn Attack. (I need to find a new source of nice sport weight cotton yarn that’s not Hobbii.) #sperllagunshawl #crochet #craftsky
The dog is at that age where he is growing bumps and lumps on his body (non-cancerous, we get them checked) and I just noticed a new one appeared over his right eyebrow…so I’ve started calling him “Aaron Neville” He doesn’t appreciate that.
Yesterday was National Cheese Day and no one told me. I still ate cheese yesterday but just in a normal way, not a celebratory way. There should be a new BandAid song but instead of “Do They Know It’s Christmas” it should be “Does He Know It’s National Cheese Day?” Because no, no he did not. :(
I finished the Veilwyn shawl (by Morten Designs) last night & i love how it looks like wings. I feel like I kinda want to make it again, but with a heavier yarn this time (like a DK or worsted maybe) & make it afghan sized and in the Sorceress’ colors. #crochet #veilwyn #thesorceress
My sister sent us some witch bells for the front door and they’re so nice! Now I just need to find a hook or a cord to hang them up with.
Me: [walking into the kitchen] My Husband: “Do NOT touch the dishes. I am going to wash the dishes. If you touch them, I will be angry.” Me:
If you were ever like: “gosh I wish there were AI generated ads for personal flame throwers on TikTok” then, boy howdy, do I have news for you…
We’ve been watching “Jonathan Creek” on britbox & why are all of his female companions written like they have 2 wolves inside of them: Wolf 1) completely horny & obsessed with him Wolf 2) seething with hatred & wants him to die. All the while Jonathan is just confused and staring off in to space.