Chris B

@burchris

Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I'm sorry). Humans good, fascism bad, fuck ICE, free Palestine. Cat lover. If you follow me and smell like a bot, I will block you.

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Chris B@burchris· 28d

I worry that he's going to wear himself out with this flurry of constant activity. It's just "go go go go go" with this guy. Pace yourself, Snowball.

Chris B@burchris· 28d

They knew they didn't want to see HOWARD THE DUCK.

Screenshot of a Twitter trending-topic headline. It reads: George Lucas states audiences do not know what they want to see and criticizes studios for letting fans dictate movies.

Chris B@burchris· 28d

He'd have happily risked every one of his slaves' lives too. He was a piece of shit. ALL the "Founding Fathers" were pieces of shit. Stop hero-worshipping awful people just because they had a good idea or two.

A Bluesky post by jimmycraig42.bsky.social reads, “George Washington risked his life for democracy in the US. Americans wont even sacrifice a weekday.” The post is timestamped 10:18 AM on July 13, 2026.

Chris B@burchris· 28d

Snowball recently rediscovered his bag. It used to be my bag. That happens a lot around here.

Snowball—my brown-and-white Siamese cat with blue eyes—squeezes himself onto a small black bag on a beige carpet, under a desk, by a doorway, with his white front legs dangling over the edge and his back paws tucked together.

Chris B@burchris· 29d

See? he's doing just fine.

An edited photo shows an older man, Senator Mitch McConnell, seated at a public event, giving a thumbs-up while photoshopped into his hand is the illustration of a fake newspaper that reads “LATEST NEWS!” A smiling woman, Mitch's wife Elaine Chao, sits beside him, and several people are seated in the blurred background.

Chris B@burchris· 29d

This took me 10 seconds in Google Gemini's image generator.

An AI-generated image of a hospital room, where an older man—Senator Mitch McConnell—sits up in a bed holding a copy of The Washington Post while a smiling woman, Mitch's wife Elaine Chao, in a white blouse sits beside him in a blue chair. Medical monitors, bed rails, pillows, and an IV stand are visible around them.

Chris B@burchris· 29d

Staring into the abyss, just like I taught him.

Snowball—my adorable brown-and-white Siamese cat—lies stretched out in bright green grass, wearing a black harness and leash during an outdoor walk, with his white paws dangling over the edge of a small dirt drop-off. Snowball stares intently into the channel of dirt at the lawn's edge.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 10

... and sometimes, the "walk" is just THIS.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 10

I am so happy to see him goobing again. Not only that but I am pleased to report that the biscuit factory is back in business.

Snowball—my brown-and-white Siamese cat—sprawls belly-up on a beige carpet, paws curled and legs splayed in full goofy relaxation, with his dark tail curved beside him. Down in the right corner of the photo, we see the white plastic foot of a box fan.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 9

You missed it!

A dark, rainy futuristic Los Angeles cityscape from Blade Runner, with the white title card “LOS ANGELES NOVEMBER, 2019” over a flying police vehicle and the glowing side of a high-rise building featuring a building-sized video screen showing an ad with a smiling Japanese woman.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 8

I made it better.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 8

I put him up there to get him out of the way for a second, but then he opted to stay there after deciding it was his only safe refuge from the gardeners outside who I guess were about to lay siege to the apartment.

Snowball—my brown-and-white, blue-eyed Siamese cat—lounges on a small wooden desk shelf with one back leg stretched out behind him. He seems awfully focused.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 8

This morning, for the first time ever, Snowball jumped up on the broken-down bookcase I've been meaning to fix. (And by "meaning to fix," I mean "deliberately ignoring.")

Snowball—my brown-and-white Siamese cat—sits proudly on a bright red, diagonal-leaning bookshelf that has lost its cardboard backing and most of its books. Snowball sits on a mostly-bare shelf above a bottom shelf still full of books—most of them about mythology or folklore—gazing upward with wide blue eyes like he’s just spotted something fascinating off-camera.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 7

As you can see, Mitch is doing just fine. He's sitting up, he's talking, the color has returned to his cheeks...

A grotesque alien clown in a bright, garish costume sits in a police station office, holding a uniformed officer—played by John Vernon—on its knee and using him like a ventriloquist’s dummy. The dead officer’s cheeks are marked with red clown makeup, and his stiff posture makes the gag look especially creepy.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 6

If the boy has bad eyes like his mother and I, he'll be needing to get glasses.

My POV from my desk chair, of Snowball—my fluffy brown-and-white Siamese cat with bright blue eyes—stretching up between a pair of black slip-on shoes on a beige carpet. He gazes sweetly up at me, one paw hooked over a shoe like he’s asking for attention.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 6

Every episode yields a gem.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 6

A dark-mode screenshot of a tweet—dated 6:05 AM, 10/26/22—by @PopeAwesomeXIII, reading, “First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol” followed by “First night as a vampire hunter: oh no.”

Chris B@burchris· Jul 6

If I miss even one episode of this show, I am completely lost during the next day's water cooler conversation.

A vintage street shot from the 1970s TV show Emergency! shows a fire vehicle driving away in the distance, partly obscured by a huge white “EMERGENCY!” title across the center of the frame. A blurred car passes in the foreground, with utility poles and palm trees silhouetted in the hazy background.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 5

He was watching me from his little shelf last night next to the bed, and it was very cute.

Snowball—a brown-and-white Siamese cat with blue eyes—peeks sleepily over the edge of a white shelf, his fluffy white chin and paws resting on the ledge. His dark ears stick up against a pale floral curtain, and his half-closed eyes give him a barely-able-to-stay-awake look.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 4

A. Putin's not a Communist, and neither is Kim Jong-Un really. They're both just garden-variety totalitarian despots. As far as Xi goes, anti-China hysteria is also Red Scare horseshit (see: Dems vs. TikTok). B. You forgot Trump's bestest buddy of them all, genocidal capitalist Benjamin Netanyahu.

A Bluesky post from James Fallows @fallows.bsky.social.

It reads: Taking a hit for the team: Watching Caligula at Mt. Rushmore. The idea part of the speech, read from script, is extended , Joe McCarthy-toned denunciation of Communism as the era's greatest threat. Recall that his three closest chums internationally are: Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong-Un.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 4

Yeah it is.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 3

Gratuitous Jack Albertson thirst trap!

Still from the movie DEAD & BURIED. Jack Albertson, an older man in a dark tuxedo jacket and oversized glasses, looms in a dimly lit shot, baring his teeth in a menacing grin. His white shirt is open at the chest, a black bow tie hangs loose at his neck, and he wears a large white flower boutonnière.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 3

He has trouble convincing the ladies to come crash at his pad once they find out there's a picture of the Justice League on it.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 3

From the movie 28 YEARS LATER. A gaunt, emaciated infected person stares ahead with a vacant expression while kneeling in a field of bright yellow wildflowers. Their body is skeletal, with sharply protruding collarbones, shoulders, and ribs, and their pale skin is streaked with dirt, dried blood, and bruises. Wisps of damp, unkempt hair hang across their forehead, and a fresh wound is visible above one eye.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 3

Everybody's there!

A smiling person in glasses—East Coast meteorologist Brian Lapis—takes a cheerful selfie at an outdoor plant sale, with two vendors grinning and waving from behind tables filled with potted flowers and herbs under green canopy tents. Purple blossoms, lilies, and other plants sit in black nursery pots atop stacked orange crates. The scene is shaded by a large leafy tree, while a quiet street, white houses, and bright blue sky in the background create the feel of a sunny neighborhood market.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 3

One of Snowball's personalities is a toothless old prospector turned town drunk.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 2

Remember when Trump's 2016 win took Disney's imagineers so much by surprise that their Trump figure for the Hall of Presidents was obviously a sloppily-retrofitted Hillary Clinton animatronic? That might be the only Trump thing that I enjoy as much as his fair.

Close-up of the Donald Trump animatronic from Disney's Hall of Presidents, shown wearing a dark navy suit, white dress shirt, and blue striped tie. The figure, which looks like an unsettling fusion of Trump and his 2016 political opponent Hillary Clinton, gazes slightly upward with a fixed, solemn, almost pained expression under warm stage lighting. A historical presidential figure stands blurred in the background against a deep purple backdrop

Chris B@burchris· Jul 2

No, UNdead. Get it right!

Screenshot of a tweet by journalist Ken Klippenstein. The post reads, "wrote about this:" and links to an article titled "Is Mitch McConnell Dead?" The preview image shows Senator Mitch McConnell, an elderly man with white hair and glasses, seated in a wheelchair, and wearing a navy blazer over a gray zip-up sweater. McConnell has a solemn expression as someone stands behind him. The post shows it was published at 11:07 AM on July 2, 2026, and had received 4,044 views at the time of the screenshot.

Chris B@burchris· Jul 1

Snowball is hoping I won't notice that he's opened a gate to Hell.