Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)

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(They/Them) Magic: The Gathering aficionado, music/game journalist, artist. AKA Kalkris in many circles.

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Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· 19d

Jokey #customcard but I amuse myself a lot sometimes:

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· 20d

Things to draw whilst awaiting Commander night to pop off: tokens!

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· 21d

It’s finally time for me to kick balls and eat ass! …Wait, that can’t be right. Lemme try the other way around! It’s finally time for me to kick nuts and eat— know what, let’s just cut to the photo:

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· 25d

What do they got, a lot of sand? I want a hot crustacean man!

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· 26d

Once again please avert your gaze if you aren’t allowed to look at unsolicited #customcard designs. Edit for wordiness’ sake:

A less wordy iteration of the custom card Six and Seven:

Six and Seven 2G
Legendary Creature - Treefolk
Reach
G: Choose one —
* Left — ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
* Right — ~ gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Then, ~ gains “0: Choose the last mode not taken on ~ this turn — Left — ~ gets +1/-1 until end of turn, or Right — ~ gets -1/+1 until end of turn.” Activate this ability only once each turn.
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Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· 26d

Wizards staff please avert your eyes, #customcard design incoming: Art direction: a Treefolk doing the “6-7” meme gesture

A textual, custom card design for Magic: The Gathering of the fictional card “Six and Seven“.

Six and Seven 2G
Legendary Creature - Treefolk
Reach
G: Choose one —
* Left — ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
* Right — ~ gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Then, ~ gains “0: Choose the other mode — Left — ~ gets +1/-1 until end of turn, or Right — ~ gets -1/+1 until end of turn. Until end of turn, you can activate each Left and/or Right mode on ~ no more than one time more than you activate the other.” Activate this ability only once each turn.
3/3

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· 29d

Oh. O-oh nooooo…

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jul 9

I don't like that it doxxes people who might not want their real names ot be completely open or public. I, for one, am used to having my real name out there, but I didn't actually realize that was *your* name, Lev. haha It also reached pretty deep into my mixed bag to get some of this info... XD

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jul 6

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jul 5

Oh, hello!

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Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jun 24

I miss our timeless, golden era of sweet, delectable lizard milk. The world was a utopia, and all we needed was the succulent teat of a gecko to achieve it.

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jun 16

Presented sans context:

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jun 16

POV: you’re a tubeful of tuna in the hands of a hungry goddess

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jun 13

Here’s my sole contribution to this thread (and unfortunately not even a shoop):

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jun 8

we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Jun 1

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· May 29

In an industry shocker, Satan himself has backed out of the Freedom 250 concert event, and is quoted as saying, “Not my proudest work. I have an image to uphold!”

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· May 27

I, too, volunteer! Offering a few options lol

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· May 15

My partner, @queerqueenb.bsky.social , is selling bloody good earrings! She has 10 pairs available for preorder at $30 a pair. Please inquire with her about this if interested! They’re neat, they’re messy, they’re bloody and oh-so timely! brittniccreations-art.square.site/product/bloo...

A showcase of earrings styled after miniature intestine viscera. By BrittNicCreations

Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· May 4

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Josh Nelson (Burning Inquiry)@burninginquiry· Apr 21

I like it more when you have to catchup with nothing else to do. To that end, it’ll be kind of amazing if I can goad everything, then manage a Chronosavant skip loop enough to come back in with all my lands in play, and Map could be the key to that.