AI tools can be useful when you actually need something. But #OpenAI literally emails my 13yo to tell him to use it for entertainment and vague curiosity — consuming electricity and water to create a frivolous habit when the actual skill is learning to think clearly enough to ask good questions.

News from France : "BUT DOES MY LOCK SCREEN HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!" (I had already predicted that it was just "too much pressure" that this game fell on Bastille day). Happy for our neighbors 🙏... and feeling somewhat desperate to have to cheer for England 🤭.

This you, @theonion.com ? 😉😫

For context, the "Freedom 250" race is a Trump EO. There's no more "quiet part". It's literally on the t-shirt. It's not AI, btw, and any AI can detect why this is offensive. At least Sidney Sweeney now has the perfect top to go with her jeans. *sigh*

"The French National Identity Card (CNI) is a free document issued by the French state that identifies the holder. Holding an identity card is not mandatory. It is issued to anyone who applies for one, provided they can prove their French nationality. There is no age requirement to hold a CNI."

"Nailed it!" — That episode was legendary. KymiT's deadpan, unbothered, “yes, and?” posture was what we were all feeling. And now, to have to DO IT AGAIN?! WHY???

"But then I realized that horses are just men extenders." - Ken #BarbieMovie #MenExtenders www.vice.com/en/article/k...

Really? No one has gone here yet? "But then I realized that horses are just men extenders." - Ken #BarbieMovie #MenExtenders

Tesla deliberately leaned into a “futuristic, low‑poly” aesthetic as a marketing persona and thank fart you will never see one here. It is incompatible with EU safety rules - the “all‑angles” shape is fails pedestrian safety, crumple-zone requirements, and general homologation law. It's a DUMB car.

When you watch @tom.medsky.social's excellent Bovino Downfall video (perhaps more than once, it was a lot to take in) and then scroll a bit too fast, see this image rolling up from the bottom of your screen, and spit coffee all over your computer! (@petebuttigieg.bsky.social, errrrrrrrm?)

"Triggered" www.instagram.com/p/DPjGdpXAH0...

I'm shook.

I believe you when you say they're from Walmart 🙏, I was referring to the "look". Have you ever smelled Giorgio Beverly Hills? If 80's aspirational money had a smell...

Did you forget he already has a personalized one all ready to go?! (maybe it needs a few more tacky gold decals, but it'll probably do in a pinch) 😉

Same people who say stupid stuff like, "you can't legislate morality". Proceed to make 100000 laws in line with THEIR beliefs exclusively. @atrupar.com

Did they have to erase the reviews for some reason? 🤔

This is some radical honesty too 🙏. People are aware, @jacktripper.bsky.social. We have this biais where we think they're ignorant. They're not. They are making a choice. They know love exists, they have felt it themselves. Still, they refuse to share.

It gets better (worse). This administration is also now asserting that the SDGs are just "too damn woke". 👻

Is this possible or reasonable? @davidho.bsky.social 👀

It's uncanny. Once you've seen it... 😍 #bishopmariannedgarbudde #katemckinnon #SNL