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Business people are the dumbest people on earth and I am the dumbest of them all

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Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· 24d

For three beautiful weeks we all came together as anti-family socialists to destroy capitalism, practice witchcraft, kill our children and become lesbians 😭😭

Michael Knowles tweet: "Soccer is not a sport. It is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages Americans to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice withccraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· 24d

Weird take. The argument was the high prices made the game inaccessible to fans, not that dynamic pricing doesn't help FIFA make money. Who is football for if not the fans?

From the article:

Unfortunately, the high ticket prices were justified

From the moment FIFA released the first tickets, our eyes collectively popped at the price of the tickets — what a cash grab! Hundreds of dollars for the seemingly low-demand group stage games, $1,000 or more for each U.S. game, and thousands for Sunday's final. But the fears of half-empty stadiums, of empty hotels, or visitors turned off by the high prices, never quite came to fruition. I'm sad to report it turns out FIFA was onto something. It turns out the World Cup is very fun and very cool, and many people are willing to pay those prices, whether diehard fans traveling from overseas or curious locals who wanted the experience. Soccer has long hung its hat on being the most accessible sport to play — all you need is a ball! — but a $10,000 entry price to the final, and hundreds for the cheapest games, are the latest proof that's changing.

— Becky Sullivan

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· 25d

If I was one of the other Barca players who took part in this campaign (they took several photos with players + catalan children for a calendar) I would start tracking down the baby NOW

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jul 15

Can't believe two F35s actually completed a mission

"Norway sends F-35s to escort football team"

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jul 13

This one was awesome

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jul 8

I like to check in on UK politics occasionally to confirm that my suspicions about that country are correct

HuffPo article: Here's How Nigel Farage's Decision To Trigger A By-Election Could Backfire Spectacularly

It looks like the Reform UK leader will end up going head-to-head with Count Binface.

Picture of Nigel Farage and Count binface (a man with a bin on his head)

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jul 7

the world cup:

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jul 1

Actually Australia might take it. These picks are perfect

Australia

Signature song: Down Under (Men at Work)

Warm-up: Tieduprightnow (Parcels); Joker & The Thief (Wolfmother); Highway to Hell (AC/DC); Don’t Change (INXS)

Goal music: Thunderstruck (AC/DC); On My Mind (Powderfinger)

Post-match: Untouched (The Veronicas)

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jul 1

How do you do TV off for warm up and not post-match

USA's picks:

Signature song: Won’t Stop (Safari Riot Trailer Remix)

Warm-up: TV Off (Kendrick Lamar); X Gon’ Give It to Ya (DMX); Ruff Ryders’ Anthem (DMX)

Goal music: Free Bird (Lynyrd Skynyrd); Seven Nation Army (The White Stripes)

Post-match: The Show Goes On (Lupe Fiasco); Win (Jay Rock)

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jul 1

France having One More Time as goal music is genius (also DANCE is a great pick)

The music France selected as their music to be played in world cup matches.

France

Signature song: Emmenez-moi (Charles Aznavour); Le Chasseur (Michel Delpech)

Warm-up: Pile (Gospel Version) (Mauvais Djo); Melodrama (Jordan Patrol); D.A.N.C.E. (Justice)

Goal music: One More Time (Daft Punk)

Post-match: Freed From Desire (Gala); Magic in the Air (Magic System)

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 30

Anyway, time to watch 50 more YouTube videos titled "This Norway team is not normal" and "Haaland is seriously scary"

A YouTube thumbnail with the Norwegian players, a shocked person, on and the caption "This isn't normal"

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 29

This will make big tech mobilize against them, but it won't actually achieve anything meaningful. Pragmatism! 🤷

Headline: Democrats' project 2029 goes after tech companies with online safety plan

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 26

The french government just banned alcohol and the french are too hot to riot. if that doesn't make you believe in climate change, nothing will

Headline from the Guardian: "Paris to ban drinking alcohol in public as hospitals hit heatwave breaking point". Image of a guy cooling himself off in a fountain in front of the Eiffel tower (big french building)

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 23

Let this be a warning to all you other "countries". If you don't want to lose against Norway you better drop out of the tournament now

Norway wins 3 - 2 against Senegal. Scoreboard.

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 21

Wikipedia article about Narcissus who fell in love with his own reflection

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 16

See this guy? That's the king of Norway. See all those medals? Every single one of them is from killing any enemy combatant

The Norwegian King, Harald V. He's got a lot of medals

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 16

When you're watching the world cup and Norway shows up

Leonardo dicaprio pointing at the TV meme, but he's wearing an incredibly poorly photoshopped Norwegian style hat

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 15

unfortunately yes, but other than that, no notes really

Headline from The Guardian, with a picture of a UFC fighting ring in front of the white house: "Donald Trump’s UFC fights at White House marred by smear aimed at Michelle Obama"

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 11

Cool police already ruined it 🙄

A Wikipedia picture that replaced the dirt bike picture, with the caption "A person jumping for no particular reason, according to some interpretations, is an example of free will being exercised."

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 9

If you ever see one of these you know you're in for a good time

A purple Go Morgen Yogurt (forest berries)

Business Decision Pikachu@businesspikachu· Jun 5

You don't have a society without a wealth tax, in this day and age. Rule of thumb: It's not a society if it's run by 10 - 1000 rich people, and that's in practice every western country.