Miles Grover (@butt-goblin) · DIRTY

Miles Grover

@butt-goblin

Kind of a fish-out-of-water situation, except the fish thinks having lungs is kinda cringe. Also the fish has a big butt

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Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 6d

Back and better than ever

The Buttmobile is back*, for a limited time only†!

*It was in the shop †Butt Goblin will probably crash it again soon

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 7d

Uncle Bogdonk

Butt Goblin and a boy look up at a picture of a goblin holding a stick of dynamite in each hand and his mouth wide open. He's wearing an American flag helmet and a ringer tee that says "CIA MADE UP JFK". Caption: "Great Uncle Bogdonk. His motto was 'anything is food if you're brave enough'. He died a hero."

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 8d

Action figure

Butt Goblin action figures are rare to find these days, and unfortunately still not valuable [Packaging: Butt Goblin - With Battle Damage! Includes garbage blind box containing a real piece of refuse or rubbish!]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 11d

I did a series a while back where Butt Goblin got trapped in a child’s drawings. I ended up not taking the story down this path for some reason…

Butt Goblin and a child are holding hands looking at grave stones that say rip mom and rip dad (drawn in crayon)

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 11d

Patreon shout-out! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/buttgoblin

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 11d

The Jingle

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 12d

Gang Affiliation

Madam Spaghetti and the rest of her gang are standing in the parking lot behind a building, with a few of the cats in a dumpster. On the wall is graffitied MS 13 in red spray paint. Caption: Madam Spaghetti's gang chose the name MS-13 based on their leader's initials and because there are 6 of them. (Cats aren't good at math)

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 13d

Ruth’s Chris Steak House in shambles as the new champion of Too Many Names in the Name takes its place: Kids Sharkey’s Hannah’s Curly Curls

A kids curl enhancer package that says “Kids Sharkey’s Hannah’s Curly Curls”

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 13d

Junkyard Gang

Madam Spaghetti is part of a junkyard gang where all the cats are drawn in different art styles [Madam Spaghetti stands next to cats named: Rodney Hardbottom, Boxcar, Weenis, Feline Dion, and Count Spatula]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 14d

A Bug’s Life

Tired of gravity dragging you down? Try shrinking down to the mass of a bug for a freedom you've only dreamed of. Plus those guys love to party [Butt Goblin is tiny and doing a flip in the air, surrounded by bugs partying with him. In the foreground is an empty shrinking potion.]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 15d

This is my homage to @beetlemoses.bsky.social, one of my absolute favorite comic strips

Transcript: [Panel 1] Gringledarf the wizard, pointing at Butt Goblin (also dressed like a wizard and casting a spell over a cauldron): YOU FOOL! Assomancy is impossible. No mortal has ever done it! [Panel 2] Butt Goblin casts a spell with light exploding from his butt. [Panel 3] Gringledarf, his eyes popping out of his face as he witnesses Butt Goblin's butt, which is now gleaming golden and huge: The Golden Ass of Shangri-La...!

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 18d

Nominated

And the award for Juiciest Butt in a Supporting Role goes to... [we see three nominees in the audience: Butt Goblin, Brad McRegular, and Jennifer Lopez] Announcer: ...Brad McRegular! [Brad stands and hugs someone. His butt does not appear very juicy.] Jennifer, to Butt Goblin: It's all politics, kid

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 19d

I do offer unique goblins as one of my Patreon rewards, but I know not everyone can afford that kind of thing. So can I offer you a Bust Goblin in these trying times?

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 19d

HR Approved

Butt Goblin just shows up in offices and claims it's "Take Your Goblin to Work Day" any time he wants to steal a stapler [Butt Goblin, holding a stapler behind his back, to a woman at a desk]: Oh hi, I'm Dave's goblin

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 20d

Weird Science

Butt Goblin, trying his hand at being a mad scientist, invents a gum that actually does stay in your stomach for seven years. [Butt Goblin (dressed in a lab coat and holding up an Erlenmeyer flask full of a bubblegum pink substance)]: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 21d

The Great Sphinx

The mystery of what happened to the nose of the Great Sphinx of Giza is no secret to goblin archaeologists. But given how many people died when the nose fell off, they're OK with it staying mysterious [Butt Goblin lectures before a projection showing the original Great Sphinx with a green face, long ears, and a long nose. Then there's an image labeled "WHOOPSIE" with the nose falling off and people running away, and an image of the sphinx as it appears today with no nose]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 22d

Jimothy tribute

Jimothy the Raccoon was born with a spinal deformity, which was lucky for Butt Goblin because it meant that he had someone to show him the ropes after he filled that witch's underwear drawer with ants [Butt Goblin seems to have been cursed by the witch to have a similar spinal condition as Jimothy]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 25d

Leftovers

It's important not to leave moldy leftovers in the fridge too long. Past a certain point it becomes unethical to just throw them away [Butt Goblin's leftovers have spawned a mold buffalo being chased by a mold guy with a spear]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 26d

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

It’s a horse with a bushy mustache !!

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 26d

THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW

Butt Goblin had to get the truth out [Butt Goblin is handing out pamphlets titled "THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW" and inside it says "HORSES CAN GROW A MUSTACHE - DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH" with a picture of a horse with a mustache. It also says "100% TRUE!" and "ACTUALLY REAL"][This is real btw]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 27d

Generous Donation

Although the museum curators appreciated Butt Goblin's... generosity, they unfortunately had to decline his donation [Butt Goblin is carrying a framed painting of himself being ridden like a horse by Napoleon]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 28d

That’s why they’re called Pop

Goblins typically don't grow any hair on their faces. Except for the instant they become a dad, obviously [Butt Goblin's dad looks surprised as a mustache pops onto his face. Someone off screen is saying "It's a Butt Goblin!" and handing an adorable baby Butt Goblin to his dad]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· 29d

Shaving

Butt Goblin's dad never taught him how to shave [Butt Goblin looks into a mirror, his face covered in cuts and gashes, including on his nose, forehead, ear, and even the back of his head. He's holding an electric shaver that says SAFE-T on it]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· Jul 10

Dog walker

Butt Goblin is walking 5 dogs on the sidewalk. Caption: Butt Goblin is such a good neighbor! He loves to take dogs from the neighborhood out for a walk, for free, without even being asked

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· Jul 9

Salty

Butt Goblin sits at a bar with a margarita in front of him, chatting with someone offscreen. A slug is looking angrily at the margarita. Caption: Butt Goblin likes his margaritas with a salt rim, and as a bonus it also stops all these slugs from stealing his drink

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· Jul 8

Do you suffer from IBO (Insufficient Body Odor)? Butt Goblin can help.

Butt Goblin sniffs his armpit. Caption: Pit check! Uh-oh, Butt Goblin needs to put on some re-odorant

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· Jul 7

Et tu, worm?

Butt Goblin finally finds a worm in his apple, only for this to happen [the worm has pulled a gun on Butt Goblin]

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· Jul 6

Worm in a Haystack

Butt Goblin holds an apple with a bite out of it. On the ground are several apple cores. Caption: All the stories about finding a worm in your apple made it sound so easy

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· Jul 3

Happy Goblin 4th of July!

Butt Goblin floats carried by a goblin balloon while he drops lit sticks of dynamite, with fireworks going off behind him. Caption: It's a lucky coincidence that the fourth of July happens to line up with the weekly goblin holiday, Día De Explosiones

Miles Grover@butt-goblin· Jul 2

Pranked!

Butt Goblin snickers behind his friend Lurko the Clown, who has opened a can labeled "SNAKE PRANK!" Caption: The can of snakes had only mixed nuts inside. Lurko nearly had a heart attack! [Lurko shows no emotion on his painted face.]