too many storms lately so the clouds are posting lewds to get our attention

the end

cute

haaaai we missed you too 👋

harry would like everyone to see how nice he looked when we were out on the deck today

it was delightful. no ragrets.

they're giving this leg posture and i think that's neat

no i think the zucchini is the other part not the ball's

bluesky doesn't even load anymore it just looks at you like this

waiting for my e-transfer from the bread price fixing class action like

you should always make focaccia. unless you don't like it which, weird but ok none of my business.

it says right on the box

i am this dehydrated

when harry found out he's going to have to watch more xfiles

u cant even tell

incase u thought i was joking

ppl who spend their summers working on wildfires seeing that australia is currently burning

wow fuck you i guess MerWeb

tonight you'll be visited by three spirits

he's so full of beans

he is parenting me this weekend and he's fed up

average drive thru line at dq

new type of guy just dropped

you: ew i would never let my cat on the counters me: here is my son harry standing on the counter organizing his tomato harvest

i love to spend triple digits on a bike lock and the key is flimsier than my keypers snail plastic locker key when i was 8

when i go home from work with a vestibular migraine but still log in for the staff meeting

fine honey ill put the fire app and alerts app back on my personal phone too