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Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· 27d

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· 28d

Wait so the British hilariously spell diarrhea "diarrhoea" but "logorrhoea" is a fridge too far?

Screenshot of the quoted article:

"Have we not suffered enough? The US is currently in the throes of a parasite-induced watery diarrhoea outbreak while being governed by a mad king suffering from a horrible case of logorrhea."

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· 28d

Anybody have a link to her OnlyFans?

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· 28d

Not gonna lie... the de-aged Gollum looks pretty cool

Picture of the mutant baby from Eraserhead.

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 13

It's so weird to me that blue wave liberals—like Trump—just can't help themselves when it comes to using the most juvenile nicknames for their opponents. I actually agree with this comment but I can't do anything but roll my eyes when I read "SecDeath." Are we back in junior high?

Dona Dickinson @donadickinson.bsk...:

Institutionalized racism.

White "Christian" Nationalism being implemented in our military.

Blacks and women and trans people targeted first.

SecDeath has already begun removing military chaplain corp members from non-favored religious orders.

Who is next?

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 13

Also that's an article from two days ago about a picture from four days ago. It has nothing to do with the picture posted on McConnell's account today:

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 11

I did not know that before but the timing was impeccable

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 11

I may never be the fastest on the trail but I'm always rocking the best socks

Picture of my lower legs and feet next to my bicycle, showing off my Motörhead Ace of Spades socks.

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 10

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Shemp Howard with a glass bowl over his head.

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 10

The fuck is this shit, Audible?

Screenshot of the Audible page for The Genius of Isaac Newton by Kam Ng and ChatGPT. (Yes, that's right. Chat GPT.)

Detail of the part of the page showing the authors as Kam Ng and Chat-fucking-GPT.

Another detail showing the book uses "virtual voice narration" which I assume is AI. I'd like to think that human narrators were asked and said "go fuck yourself" when they saw it was written by ChatGPT, but I'm sure Audible never even asked.

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 9

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 8

I'VE BEEN STANDING FOR 83 YEARS. CAN I PLEASE SIT DOWN NOW? GOD MY LEGS ARE TIRED

Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" depicting a man standing up to speak at some town hall-type meeting.

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 8

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 7

Current mood:

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 7

I spoke to Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Picture of a cartoon turtle drinking a fruity tropical drink and rocking perfect hair.

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 6

Further update:

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 6

Update:

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 6

My in-match analysis:

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 4

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 2

I too have gone full 'Merica now

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 2

An American IPA for an American hero (#3 Chris Richards)

A selfie of me in a #3 Chris Richards USMNT jersey holding up a Bells Two Hearted American IPA while on the Metra.

Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker· Jul 1

Quote-posts are disabled so I'll reply with a link to the original post but this made me realize that this is the first time I've actually seen the name of the student-athlete at issue in the Supreme Court case that eroded trans rights and that's fucked up.