Just 2 mins into the latest from @whogottheassist.bsky.social and @fplpricey.bsky.social and my mind is already blown. All this time I've been thinking "edge piece" was a reference to edging. But I guess it's about puzzles 🤯 I'm sure I'm not the only one, so wanted to share. Watch their vids! #fpl

Despite the awkward format due to character limits, I’m quite content with No Coventry4 Old Men as a team name this #fpl season. But I’d be tempted by Groß Points Blanked if I was still looking. And if the movie had been popular or recent enough for anyone to catch the reference ofc

I haven’t owned Harry yet and I just realized I’ve missed about twelve glorious opportunities to trigger my musical Tourette syndrome throughout this #worldcupfantasy tournament. #sigh #regretonomics

Heavy on France. Need to fade the upset I fear most. Would like to make up some of the ground I lost last round. But mostly just want to keep watching exciting games.

Looks to me like it’s too late to bring in dead ones. I’m looking at something like: Vini -> Bellingham Hakimi -> Kounde Freese -> Maignan Yassine -> Rahimi Should be fun enough and maybe Yamal can finally do something for me lol

Infantino is corrupt as shit and has bad taste in friends but he was pretty great as the bad guy in that Preacher tv show, yeah? #worldcup

I always knew I was better than what reality said I was. Yeah in #fpl too 🫠

The discussion between a Kentuckian toddler Arsenal fan and his Turkish lifelong Galatasaray fan friend after yesterday's VAR decision. (I'm the ARS fan and he's the one firing shots while I was at my lil sister's wedding) #itwasnotabitofbullshit #butfootballmightbe #pewpew

Went to bed thinking I couldn't be bothered to do anything about Struijk so I'd just roll the dice on my BB. Woke up at 5:30 to see if there were any new updates about anyone and bleary-eyed me remembered I was interested in Kadioglu preseason.

I was busy at deadline letting my late uncle’s #art gallerist come down from Santa Fe to select twenty more pieces to display. Letting go of them isn’t easy for me but I only did take-backsies on this one on the right while he loaded up. But I might drive up later for three or four others 😂

I went to Iron Lung last night. Knew very little about it going in. Video synopsis of my review here:

“So much money spent on the *itches” had me thinking dude was spittin’ bars. But I guess it’s just my ears that are naughty. #fromthestreets

I'll gladly take a 6 point green as that's the most movement in the right direction I've had since GW16. Still not back to where I was then, though. The best thing that happened all week was Arsenal winning 4-0 followed closely by Mukiele losing his bonus point. #fpl

Had to make this reel but I dunno if sharing here will work with the whole cropping thing.

Got super lucky by the lack of results for EVE and LEE threats today. Somehow ended on a two point green arrow and won my HU match by one point. Then they took Hall's DC away. Word. I lose. #gg

Romero's a punk. Beatin' me for my Dubravka points. #harumph

Thanks for nothing, trick. Don't let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya. Just another name to add to the #fpl graveyard. #deadtome

Consumer(w)is(do)m #newmexico #photography

Hot garbage!

It took me a little while to get my new lucky fit on for the game but we should be good now, guys. Sorry for the delay. #coyg #goalsincoming

Why couldn't I have started him too????

Oops, just say nO'Reilly. You win some, you lose some.

Woohoo! First part of the gamble has paid off. Now my man Junior Kroupi just needs to do the points. #fpl #croupier #deepcut

I don't have him but I imagine just holding him until you want to free up money makes plenty of sense. BUR in GW25 should be fruitful. Even MUN at home the following week. Then you pick up this hot new single that just hit the streets.

4 tomato cans vs 6 killers So we're working with the power of the underdog today/tomorrow. Also just realized that a red arrow 🔻 looks an awful lot like a heart ❤️ and I reckon there's a helluva metaphor to be found there. #backonmypoeticbullshit #fpl

Which one should I wear to watch Arsenal smack Liverpool?

Argus Panoptes "The All-Seeing" aka "That Motherfucker"

I’m probably missing some joke here but just in case you’re bein’ for real

🎶 Gabby days are here again the skies above are clear again so let's sing a song of cheer again Gabby days are here again 🎶

Finally upgraded the internet in New Mexico to facilitate my max pain setup. Also happy holidayed myself the nicest tv I’ve ever had (it’s not that fancy, I’m just a simple man). Mo’ screen money, mo’ #fpl problems! #coyg