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BYCTOM@byctom· 25d

every NFL stadium with with naming rights and ads as soon as the world cup is over

BYCTOM@byctom· 25d

watching soccer

older guy getting thrown like 20 feet in the air by a bison

BYCTOM@byctom· 25d

after the Ronaldomobile leads new york/new jersey state troopers on a chase that destroys 67 cruisers

john candy in the blues brothers with two state troopers talking into a CB radio after their police car crashed into a truck

BYCTOM@byctom· 25d

Four years is a perfect amount of time for someone who follows a sport casually when it comes to the careers of soccer guys. It is a significant amount of time in a human lifespan where a soccer player arrives as an exciting young phenom and then returns as an established superstar and then spends the next few cycles as either a stalwart or a disappointment that has flamed out of a European superteam in the throes of what British tabloids are referring to as an "Instagram Horror Divorce" with all of the attendant soccer-related hairstyles implied by these lifestyle changes. There are times you remember a guy from a cup or two ago as an aged captain desperately rallying his team in one last charge and then you see him again in a box and he is 51 years old, potbellied, and has those gleaming cartoon John Lackey teeth. There are times when that guy is still somehow on the team as a third goalkeeper.

BYCTOM@byctom· 25d

when after weeks of absolute ass weather it is finally a beautiful chicago sunday perfect for a long bike ride and then you check the AQI

columbo holding up one finger

BYCTOM@byctom· 28d

I'm gonna take you to the bank, Gary Trent. (whispering) The regular bank. bsky.app/profile/sham...

Steven Seagal making a tough guy acting face in Hard To Kill

BYCTOM@byctom· 28d

chumps just got jump hooked

Summer league box score showing nick martinelli going 8/9 for 19 points including 3/3 on 3s in 26 minutes. 5 boards too

BYCTOM@byctom· 29d

Fake tabloid newspaper showing an upset Wayne rooney with the headline "England In Roo-Ins" from a nike world cup commercial

BYCTOM@byctom· 29d

you love to see it

Willson Contreras embracing PCA at pre-all star media day

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 15

john smoltz calling the all star game

four panels of trent reznor reading "how are you tonight? having a good time? ready to party? have fun? well that was the last guys. wrong fucking band. we're here to have a bad time. (synthesizer playing)

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 14

me when I can find a way to bring up about the brief existence of a French utopian socialist settlement outside Dallas in the 1850s

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 14

every shot of infantino at a world cup game

snoke from the new star wars movies wearing his shiny little robe and looking smug

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 14

when the meeting is scheduled 15 minutes into the world cup semis

Mbappe giving the "get a load of these schmucls" thumb gesture after scoring a penalty against Paraguay

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 14

bsky.app/profile/byct...

telemundo VAR Revisión Confusión De Identidad graphic

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 13

recording a summer league game to watch later

the sucks guy saying yes ha ha ha YES

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 13

I don't think Google search works anymore

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 13

get this guy some grills

MLB player page for the Reds' Ivan Johnson, the same name as the infamous NBA toughguy

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 12

THE DECISION IS RED CARD!!!!!!!

Still frkm the matrix where neo has no mouth

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 12

watching every Argentina game this season

Homer saying "but Marge that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him. He's going to do something

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 11

fire tiago splitter

bulls summer league box score showing boo buie only getting 3 minutes

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 7

this is the correct framing for all bulls summer league stories

Fox 32 website headline "Former Northwestern Star highlights Chicago Bulls Summer League roster"

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 7

Mark Prior throwing a towel while rehabbing from an inuiry

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 6

The fucked up Ronaldo bust

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 6

packed lunch, left it sitting on the counter at home

Heston on his knees in the surf screaming in planet of the apes

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 6

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 6

this is an SEC baseball player.

soccer player anthony gordon

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 5

bsky.app/profile/bria...

high contrast black and white photo portrait of karl ove knausgaard smoking a cigarette and looking into the distance pondering

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 4

this is the most exciting summer bulls news since tre demps won a summer championship

the vegas champion summer league bulls hold the trophy, the coach is being interviewed, behind him is denzel valentine, freaking cristiano felicio is in there, and on the right holding up the trophy is northwestern superstar tre demps

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 4

BRYSON GRAHAM FOR EXECUTIVE OF THE YEAR

graphic showing the bulls summer league roster including #20 Boo Buie

BYCTOM@byctom· Jul 4

Pausa de hidratración

Michael richards aiming a firehouse at a kid's mouth on in the movie UHF