Half Matt Half Biscuit

@byrninho

Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.

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Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· 3d

Next door's cat, casually lording it over my cat, asleep on the decking. It's absolutely massive compared to my cat, but it forgets there's three of them, like sisterhood ninjas. 😂 #catsofbluesky

A cat laying atop a garden fence, above a solar light and with a conservatory behind it.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· 17d

My holiday read, by Roy Lanchester. #holidayreads #booksky

Some fine holiday reading from the word processor of Britain's eminent regional motoring journalist Roy Lanchester, Yorkshire's own answer to Jeremy Clarkson, but with less multimedia staying power and an authentic county accent.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· 21d

A tale of two rooms. It's one thing to have an open toilet in a hotel room, but finding ants was beyond the pale. So we left and found a cheap deal on this balcony room at the Hotel Bristol in Benidorm. A bit of a difference! #holiday #Spain

A basic hotel room in the sticks. Plagued with ants, and a toilet that was, in the words of my other half, strictly no shits given.

A nice room in the Hotel Bristol, Benidorm. No ants.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· 21d

Holiday wheels. Had an amazing drive up a road called the CV-770 into the hills near Finestrat, a tarmac rally road if ever there was one. Would be genuinely thrilling in a sports car or Impreza/Lancer Evo. #hirecar #spain

A Skoda Fabia hire car, parked in Spain.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jul 11

I've got the coolest house key.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jul 1

Stoked with this shot of the French Alps from the window of my flight. #photography #aerialphotography

A photo of a mountain in the French Alps, taken with my Galaxy phone from my airplane window.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jun 30

Paid a visit to the National Stadium at Ta-Qali, and finally got a Malta shirt from the merchandise store. Also went through the museum, which was really well laid out and comprehensive. #Malta #Football

The 2024/26 Malta National team football shirt by Errea. Red with white trim detail.

A panorama of Ta-Qali stadium, taken from the Trophy Lounge inside the Millennium Stand.

A shot from inside the stadium with Mdina in the background, also known as The Silent City.

The official match programme from the 2023 UEFA qualification game when England visited Malta.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jun 24

I've always wanted one of these, but as an actual cat owner, there's absolutely no way they wouldn't try grabbing the moving tail 😂

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jun 17

Yes, yes I am. #PastyFed #GreenArmy #WorldCup

An England fan flag from Plymouth Argyle fans in America for the World Cup.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jun 14

Devon truly is a wonderful place to be on the sunniest days. #photography

A photo from Dartmoor, showing a meandering path cut into a hillside.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jun 13

Through a bench end at my local park. #photography

Picture taken through the open end of a park bench, with the setting sun in the distance.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jun 11

I'm a proponent that this is the apex of this particular 3-box look. More rakish, a bit overhangy, but sat back nicely over the hear haunch.

Half Matt Half Biscuit@byrninho· Jun 9

Family wedding coming up later this month. This is the second outfit I've ended up going for (and the last.) Got the DMs on Vinted 👌 originally was dark green, but this is more me 😁