This post is hilarious cause being a Tumblr user is intrinsically embarrassing but it is way, WAY more embarrassing to have joined Tumblr in 2022 and not immediately left than to be one of the people who've been stuck there since 2011 when it was "good"

For once the Discover tab actually delivered

I'm not actually sure what the etymology of the fanfic term "Whump" is but I choose to believe it's this

look I know Im embarrassing but Ive been watchig this for like 45 minutes on loop FUCK

The "Man" in "Mancub" is a reference to Mowgli's species rather than his gender, so all the arts of Kaa calling grown women "Girlcubs" are wrong for MULTIPLE reasons

Being hypnohorny makes me really manic and so even though I'm supposed to be relaxing (cause, you know, hypnosis) this is what my brain sounds like when hypno-stuff is happening around me

Robot GF but both of her hands are these things with nails attached to them

????

The lube goes in these cups to avoid confusion

Congrats 💖 I'll suggest Cynthia from Pokemon, topless, smiling and with spiral eyes, holding a Gimmighoul chest and repeating "I will help collect coins... I will help collect coins...".

when you play jackbox games with friends #relatable #internet #content

You know, it isnt until I saw this all spelled out to me that I realized how strange my opinions on #hypno stuff are, but terrible opinions are on brand for me imo 🤭