jfc there are more medallions now and two little airplanes. this is definitely bad for brains.

every now and then I have to remind myself of how visually looney tunes everything has gotten

there is only one bathroom ready to meet the moment and it is in a vietnamese restaurant in seattle

choosing to believe this

for the NedHeads: new Ned (the wheaten) learning about mulch with his brother. t minus 3 weeks until he hops off the plane at LAX with a dream and his cardigan.

new laptop sticker

I asked what animals I could hug at the zoo and Colin said he looked it up on the internet and the answer was none.

things used to be good

I went out the other day and the kids in the building were playing school, all sitting in rows on the steps with a little girl who will certainly go on to greatness playing teacher. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s puppies on a slide.

Born to be middle aged

Ned was not sure about this thing at first.

Would you like more footage of my puppy playing outside with his brother?

I know I shouldn’t but Colin’s review copy is right. there.

gonna go with this extremely normal one from Venice

Ned isn’t even online yet and he’s been told to touch grass

Would you like to see my puppy touch grass for the first time with his brother?

he’s at it again (eating)

you do not need AI to dunk on Joe Rogan.

but did you see the worms coming? So many worms.

I feel like I have some followers who will understand how truly batshit bananas this is.

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rip toilets

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY PUPPY WHO IS READY FOR HIS BREAKFAST?

I read this one like 4 times before I was normal about it

on my way to steal your girl

hitting up the $2 Circus Circus shrimp cocktail to cut weight before my fight

I brought this for legit reasons and am now just doing a third order bit.