Xavier Velasquez (@caedo) · DIRTY

Xavier Velasquez

@caedo

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Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 9d

Ma! This weird lookin’ soup is staring at me! Ma!

Bowl of yukgaejang soup staring at me.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 14d

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?

Close up crop of one of the most heinous socks with sandals combos I’ve ever seen.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 16d

The "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" meme photo of a white man driving a jet ski with his wife and daughter aboard. Everyone is happy and smiling.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 23d

My first 3D printed object, a keychain that reads, “ORIGINAL PRUSA.”

The aftermath of my 3D printer kit build, a pile of empty cardboard boxes.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 23d

I just finished my building a Prusa Core One+, my first 3D printer. I learned a lot and said a lot of curse words, but I’m proud to say it works! I’ll never do this again.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 23d

The outlook is pretty bleak on that last front, apparently. That aside, the movie is pretty great and I enjoyed it.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 27d

The "Leave Britney Alone" meme captioned with "leave Taco Bell alone."

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· 28d

Argentina gets the revenge that El Tri couldn’t manage.

My drawing of a bruised up half avocado laying down and smiling. The caption reads “glockymolo” from the way British people say “guacamole” on the Great British Bake-off show.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Jul 7

Yet another well earned fat L by the USMNT tonight.

Screenshot of the Belgium national team’s account that reads: “Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️” along with some pictures of their star players.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Jun 27

Beard Down!

Screen cap of an out of sync video displaying college football teams and mascots from the upcoming CFB27 video game.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Jun 26

That wasn't so hard, was it? britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Jun 26

New gear arrived today, just in time for the Big Game! @sickoscommittee.org @sickosfc.bsky.social

POV of holding a small beer wrapped in my new Sickos Committee “Pausa de Hidratación” koozy in front of the TV before the final 2026 World Cup group stage game featuring Türkiye vs USA. 🇺🇸

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Jun 18

Screenshot of the classic @dril tweet which reads: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Jun 13

Tonight’s entertainment priorities.

A pic of me holding my phone in the foreground streaming the USMNT opening match of the World Cup with my TV in the background on the live feed of the crew working to remove the shit stains off the walls of the Kennedy Center in Washington DC.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· May 3

I'm only missing like seven internal parts packages, but hey they managed to salvage this one!

The internal package from a 3D printer kit with signs of water damage. The label reads: "electronics."

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· May 2

Long past time. Protect your peace.

A screenshot of my Bluesky muted words options adding “stancil” to the list. Protect your peace.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Apr 26

Yep. Definitely staged.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Apr 24

When you attend another convention that isn’t run by Lime Management.

The morning queue to get into FFXIV Fan Fest, 2026.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Apr 10

Current status:

Cat.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Apr 10

This girl was Very Good while getting her last kitten shots at the vet today.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 31

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is where I’m at.

A picture of a giant protest sign being held that reads: “Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.”

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 29

Eyyyyyyyyyy.

Two pics of the wall in McKale center already updated with our latest Final Four appearance in 2026.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 12

I blame @justicar.xyz for being so inspiring.

My new Marathon Collectors Edition box that just arrived today.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 9

Cat.

Cat.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 8

Some Runners have no respect for a man trying to pet his cat. #Marathon

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 6

Thanks, Donald.

Picture of the price paid for gas today, $4.30/gal. Up about $.60 since last week because of Trump’s dumb, illegal, immoral war.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 4

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Mar 3

A fitting end to a magical season at McKale Center. BIG-12 regular season champions! #BearDown #BTFD

On court championship celebration for the Arizona Wildcats after securing the outright regular season B12 championship trophy at McKale Center.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Feb 28

Bear Down!!

McKale Center.

Xavier Velasquez@caedo· Feb 23

To be a smol cat in a big world.

Cat.