Caelan Conrad

@caelan

Journalist / Video Essayist // // Critically Reviewed Podcast: @respectthedead.bsky.social // Audio Drama: @welcometoisaiah.bsky.social <Got my PhD at a ghost school> <they/them>

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Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jul 11

Everywhere Republicans gather, Grindr crashes. Or at least, that's what people have told me about 500 times since my video discussing if homophobia is always rooted in secretly being gay. But is it true? Do republicans constantly crash Grindr whenever they meet? New Video: youtu.be/GHeAJPbx0SI

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jul 4

I literally don’t understand what I did wrong

Lost me at the thumbnail, remove from feed at this point. Could have been funny but disrespecting a dead person is just tasteless.
You justify it because he was a public figure?
Gross human. You've had one or two videos l've watched but this is just a grotesque self confessional of a dehumanizing vapid streamer.

YouTube thumbnail with two photos of Charlie Kirk on left that says “Kirking the Bucket” on right

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jul 3

Every time I bake a bunch and take a photo it looks like a cop took it ykwim 😩😩😩

Various baked goods all laid out so each are clear on flat table

Various illegal goods all laid out so each are clear on flat table

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jul 1

There’s a TikTok trend of using of Ethel Cain’s unreleased track “homecoming” to home video footage so I did it too and damn that’s a gay kid

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 30

Someone with these tags is very mad at this and it's extremely funny

"made over 30 posts yesterday" "posts over 20 times per day on average" "replies over 20 times per day on average"

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 27

Gaydar isn't magic, it's science! How does it work? How WELL does it work? Who has it? Are machines going to round up gay people with their AI gay detectors? It's not a "no"! New Video: youtu.be/EZI2LBzGTIQ [Captioned in English (Canadian though sorry)]

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 27

It's PrideMonth and we're having a blasphemous lil patreon sale to help pay off my gay debt! Enter Code: priDEMONth for 15% off most annual memberships!* www.patreon.com/caelanconrad *Deal ends whenever June does!

retro flyer that says

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Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 27

I find this so charming. Imagine thinking your fav artist came back on stage out of nowhere and did “3 extra songs” and you just so happened to be lucky enough to be there because you don’t know about the encore. 🥺😩

TikTok comment section on video from Ethel Cain concert:

User 1: cant believe she came back for like 3 extra songs

User 2: that's every concert bro

User 1: my first one so id 😭😭😭

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 26

I think this would cure my unending scrolling and I will be messaging my bf to tell him I finally found a way for him to prove his love is real (material gains)

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 26

Hey! So this is crazy! 😩

Street sign in Canada that says “Data Centre Rd”

Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 24

Is this pup play

Cartoon of man in cap with dog symbol and a work shirt holding an empty net

Electing Yourself 'Dog Catcher' - Groomer to Groomer
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Caelan Conrad@caelan· Jun 23

Some gay people don’t deserve the rights that people fought for them to have. “Don’t beat me or take my rights and in exchange I’ll hide my queerness more”