༼包德༽༼強

@caestus

Please stop following me! I’m a gross, dirty, old Daddy bear. You really do not want to see this filth. Perhaps it was the political rhetoric &/or nihilism: I assure you, that is but a sliver! I am without depth; a mere depraved base creature. So stop it.

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༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jul 10

Prolly not the right venue for this, buuut I am am autist with poor filtres. My father is dying & has summoned his hellspawn home to say goodbye. I leave Sunday. I feel very little (autism superpowers activate!), but it is stressful. I have empathy for the rest of my family. I just—should feel moar?

BW photograph of my paternal grandparents with my father on my grandmother’s lap and my uncle beside my grandfather when they were babies.

My M&P dressed up as Bob and Doug MacKenzie (IYKYK) on the set of their show, THR GREAT WHITE NORTH.

Suddenly realizing the name is really not great.

My father in BW diplomatic passport photo.

BW photograph of my father and cousins and brother’s band.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jul 8

𝑮𝒐𝒕𝒔’𝒅 𝒎𝒂 𝒉𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒅. If’n ye gets yur hur did an y’ain’t done posteded i’, i’ain’t happn

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jul 5

And today’s because I love the way Murcans presume the ownership of Red, White, and Blue, given that not only are they the single most popular colours in vexillology, the particular triad is the most popular. 15% of national flags are these three.

Pen and ink doodle of an erect penis in a white background. The exposed glans is bright red.

Caption: BLEU • BLANC • ROUGE
LES TROIS COULEURS

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jul 5

For my Murcan fiends: Porn on the Fourth of July Smutty doodles

Caption: PORN ON THR 4th OF JULY

Chest, belly, and head shot of a hirsute bearded daddy bear type wearing a Muir cap obscuring his eyes. Cute sticky-outty ears.

Human-fly hybrid. Fly-like head with compound eyes, proboscis-snout, & antennae; thin needle-like ovipositor.

Otherwise a nude, giant-cocked, hirsute pudgy male body. Leaning up a brick wall.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 29

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 20

Time to repost this for the dumdums in the backrow. #theSpiceMustFlow

Altered cover art for DUNE and DUNE MESSIAH by Frank Herbert. In the same cover art (brown, orange, yellow, and white colour palette, stylized desertscapes and figures) in the DUNE font of the second edition publication era, the titles are rendered:
PAUL IS BAD
and
OK, I GUESS I WASN'T CLEAR... respectively.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 20

'Tis Juneteenth. Post your favourite Black fictional character. 𝑵𝒐 𝑾𝒂𝒚 𝑶𝒖𝒕 has a slow start, but when the tension rises, it does not relent. I was a kid and when I saw Iman I was so captivated. I have been a fan ever since. Iman as Nina Beka, a side character, but was a highlight of the film.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 17

𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒍. Utter trash. As a child, I fucking loved all 8 episodes...and the racist undertones. youtu.be/-byzqgkCiCg?...

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 15

I am always gunna start with 𝑺𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒗𝒊𝒍 by BR Burg. AKA—the much less interesting— 𝑺𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏—in later eds. (um, why!?) both with the subtitle 𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑺𝒆𝒂 𝑹𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉-𝑪𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒏. I am from the Caribbean, love pirate stories, & sodomy!

Early edition cover of BR Burg’s
SODOMY AND YHE PERCEPTION OF EVIL depicting a pirate in a rather fey pose. Blue ink on white.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 14

Here are three: 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐 (2002) 𝑭𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑴𝒚 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒖𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒆 (1993) 𝑹𝒂𝒏 (1985) 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒐̄𝒎𝒐𝒏 (1950)

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 13

𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒔. My favourite toy line in always.

Orange translucent MICRONAUT action figure.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 12

𝑴𝒓. 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 by Roger Hargreaves, apparently well late into the 𝑴𝒓. 𝑴𝒆𝒏 Series. I distinctly recall the ridiculous quantities of eggs he ate in the morning.

MR. STRONG by Roger Hargreaves
a red square face with arms and legs and a green hat (perhaps a fedora). He is smiling at the camera and waving.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 11

It is 110% a sports film. It has all the sports film tropes, including, but not limited to the hateable champ.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· Jun 5

Happy Pride

«Shout out to Charlie Kirk. This is his first Pride Month without saying anything homophobic. So proud of him!»

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 30

Tonight’s sign off doodle is brought to you by the irony that cocks don’t have cocks. (IYKYK*)

Pen and ink amateur AF drawing of an erect penis with exposed glans.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 26

Just saw 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑮𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒖. Um. TF did I just watch? Did you know that the leftists at Disney have conspired with antifa to depict the beleaguered and lost Imperial Remnant as the baddies!? 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒚! I even wore my Space 1776 shirt. WTH.

Giving dagger eyes wearing a grey Tshirt with a red sigil of the Galactic Empire.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 24

My favourite boy died early this morning. He was a kind and gentle cock, and an all around MF* 𝑩𝒂𝒐 Œ𝒅𝒊𝒑𝒖𝒔 𝑹𝒆𝒙 12021-12026

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 24

Salut et bonne fête. Happiest of birthdays.

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 18

𝑵𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆-𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆/𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆-𝑷𝒆𝒆𝒏

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 16

First closing shift drawring FR this summer. Je vous présente «𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑵.»

Pen and (blue) ink drawing of a cut chode with somewhat hairy balls and the word PEEN

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 8

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 5

Not sure which ad campaign for eating daddies works best. Discuss.

BURGER KING retro add generator with the text between two "buns":

I'm EATIN YER DAD
picture beside an all dressed BK burger.
Tagline in bold above: Delish

BURGER KING retro add generator with the text between two "buns":

I'm EATIN YER DAD

picture beside an all dressed BK burger, held in two hands on a bold mustard-orange background.

Tagline in bold above: Delish

BURGER KING retro add generator with the text between two "buns":

I'm EATIN YER DAD

Tagline in bold below: Delish

on an off-white background

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 4

Purple lightsaber washing out everything
Dude in a TARDIS tshirt; shot waste up

༼包德༽༼強@caestus· May 4

I do rock ball caps, no argument here, but the cut on the Imp cap is slightly different. Anyway, it is one of my favourites. I wore it to Batuu in Disneyworld.